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Quotes About Religion

The catholic church has a lot more money than any Colombian cartel and they leave a lot more bodies in their wake.
~ Doug Stanhope
Christianity is art and not money. Money is its curse.
~ William Blake
Don't give your money to the church. They should be giving their money to you.
~ George Carlin
Capitalism without bankruptcy is like Christianity without hell.
~ Frank Borman
The seven deadly sins: Want of money, bad health, bad temper, chastity, family ties, knowing that you know things, and believing in the Christian religion.
~ Samuel Butler
As powerful as anyone may claim God to be, somehow he always needs money.
~ George Carlin
Men get together in pretentious councils to decide what God is, what God thinks, what God wants the rest of us to do for him, and the one thing he never fails to want is more money.
~ Barbara G. Walker
The money complex is the demonic, and the demonic is God's ape; the money complex is therefore the heir to and substitute for the religious complex, an attempt to find God in things.
~ Norman O. Brown
I think people's perception of a rich girl is literal, but metaphorically I embrace it as being rich in love, spirit, joy and religion. So it's not about money.
~ Angie Stone
Who touches money touches dirt; and the less religion has to do with it, the better.
~ Philip Schaff
Those who set out to serve both God and Mammon soon discover that there isn't a God.
~ Logan Pearsall Smith
And we've got to ask ourselves some very serious questions as to whether or not certain religious leaders, in terms of raising money - I hate to bring this up - are pushing hot buttons.
~ Tony Campolo
Pass the pub that wrecks your body And the church, all they want is your money
~ Steven Morrissey
I finally accepted Jesus. not as my personal savior, but as a man I intend to borrow money from.
~ George Carlin
God tries you in certain, certain ways. Some people are rich, and they believe in God. They lose the money, things get hard, they get weak and quit going to church. Quit serving God like they did.
~ Muhammad Ali
The Catholic Church is still very angry about The Da Vinci Code - they don't like anything that makes more money in a weekend than they do.
~ Jay Leno
A survey carried out across the U.S. between 2004 and 2006 showed that frequent church- or synagogue-goers are more likely to give money to charity.
~ Jonathan Sacks
Very well then; emancipation from usury and money, that is, from practical, real Judaism, would constitute the emancipation of our time.
~ Karl Marx
Preaching is tax free. Very little to do with God, a lot to do with money
~ Keith Richards
I'm going to publicly challenge the biggest names in religion to repent and give back the money they've ripped off from the poor.
~ Richard Rossi
I have no religion, but I can't escape being extremely Jewish ethnically - that is, culturally. In other words, I'm not religious, but I worry and I'm neurotic. And I'm very good with money.
~ Sarah Silverman
When it is a question of money everybody is of the same religion.
~ Voltaire
The God I believe in isn't short on cash, mister.
~ Bono
I don't like bullshit and pretense.I can't enjoy the joy at church...without some cash in my wallet.
~ Toba Beta, Master of Stupidity