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Quotes About IRS

My father was never really the con-man type that the film shows him to be: he was straight as an arrow, though he did have problems with the IRS.
~ Frank Abagnale
Internal Revenue Service: "If you determined your tax in the earlier year by using the Schedule D Tax Worksheet, or the Qualified Dividends and Capital Gain Tax Worksheet, and you receive a refund in 2016 of a deduction claimed in that year, you will have to recompute your tax for the earlier year to determine if the recovery must be included in your income.
~ T.R. Reid
May the IRS find that you deduct your pet sheep as an entertainment expense.
~ Christopher Moore
The local IRS office lost about two million dollars in illegal collections they'd been getting.
~ L. Ron Hubbard
It is simply unfair for the Internal Revenue Service to lay claim to the bulk of a small business or farm when a death occurs. Federal tax policy should instead be geared toward helping the next generation keep these family-owned operations alive.
~ Cindy Hyde-Smith
Low-income taxpayers deserve the same rights as everyone else. It was wrong of the IRS to target low-income taxpayers, and I am please by the decision to correct this unfair practice.
~ Christopher Dodd
A man wrote a letter to the IRS saying, "I have been unable to sleep knowing that I have cheated on my income tax. I have understated my taxable income and have enclosed a check for $150. If I still can't sleep, I will send the rest.
~ Thomas Cathcart
The IRS received the following note: "Gentlemen: Enclosed you will find a check for $150. I cheated on my income tax return last year and have not been able to sleep ever since. If I still have trouble sleeping I will send you the rest.
~ Greg Ogden
One of the most offensive actions by the IRS is its continued unlawful seizures of money and assets of innocent Americans, called civil asset forfeiture.
~ Kevin Brady
Before we start making blanket statements about abolishing the IRS, I think it's important to focus on what the tax code for the 21st century should look like.
~ Charles Boustany
IRS rules generally prohibit acts of 'self-dealing,' in which a charity's leaders use the nonprofit group's money to buy things for themselves.
~ David Fahrenthold
Obama's IRS is not the IRS I've ever known for over seventy years as an American citizen.
~ Michael Moriarty
Dear IRS, I am writing to you to cancel my subscription. Please remove my name from your mailing list.
~ Charles M. Schulz
I've never really had a hobby, unless you count art, which the IRS once told me I had to declare as a hobby since I hadn't made money with it.
~ Laurie Anderson
The IRS targeting certain groups for harassment because of their politics would be unfair. If we found out the NSA was keeping special tabs on everyone who worshiped at a mosque or took a Bible trip through the Middle East, you'd have an uprising.
~ Gail Collins
We don't want the efficiency of the federal government and the compassion of the IRS to run our health care.
~ Todd Akin
The fact that our government is using instruments of government like the IRS to punish its opponents, this is not the kind of thing that is a Democrat or a Republican issue. This is an American issue... A lot of people do not feel free to express themselves.
~ Ben Carson
Most media coverage of philanthropy doesn't make much distinction among charitable gifts—and nor does the IRS for that matter. You get the same tax deduction whether you donate to a genuine charitable cause, say a food bank, or donate to a think tank with an ideological agenda.
~ David Callahan
Government got too big—too powerful. Agencies like the IRS had entirely too much power.
~ William W. Johnstone
The IRS! They're like the Mafia, they can take anything they want!
~ Jerry Seinfeld
CHECKLIST Statement of earnings from Social Security Income tax returns Checkbook records Old and current statements Gifts Winnings Loans Capital gains Illegal sources Contract labor not reported to the IRS (tips, babysitting, errands)
~ Vicki Robin
Dad doesn't pay attention when you talk to him, so Paul's taken to throwing the term IRS into his sentences. Then it's suddenly: "Hold on a second, what did you say?
~ David Sedaris
Listen, when the president of the United States says your name in anger, you go through the deepest background check imaginable. The "Alphabet Boys" all develop files on you: FBI, DEA, ATF, IRS. I mean, the feds want to know every goddamn thing about you.
~ Unknown
Whether you're a veteran seeking assistance with benefits, or you need help with Social Security or the IRS, we're here to serve you and we'll do everything we can to help.
~ Conor Lamb