Quotes About Challenge

The prank is entitled "Subverting the Patriarchal Paradigm".

There are two ways to learn life's lessons, the easy way and the hard way. I seem to prefer the hard way.

One of these days, I would doubt the Gardeners a little too much and Zach was going to play handball with my head.

Going to work every day was like my hair was on fire and all I had to put it out was a hammer.

Matrimony and firefighting. They ain't for cowards.

The trouble with insanity is it can flare up at the most inconvenient moments.

In my experience, "what the hell" is generally the most interesting decision.

Just when you think you have life by the tail, it's likely to whip around and take a hunk outta your balls.

Fair play is all well and good. But knowing how to kick 'em in the balls can get you out of a jam 9 times out of 10.

Until you stalk and overrun, you cannot devour anyone.-Hobbes

I will call bullshit on that so many times that the word bullshit will lose all meaning. -Milo

So. Monday. We meet again.We will never be friends—but maybe we can move past our mutual enmity toward a more-positive partnership.

...flames moved towards himand dropped within-singed and marred his tender skin ...(the frightful plight tale)

Chocolate cured just about everything, but being a crocodile's chew-toy was on a whole other level.

Humor is just another defense against theuniverse.

This college would probably have the same problem as the last one did."I frowned, "What's that?""Homework.

That creature's staying?' It figured. Her daughter-in-law transforming into an animal? No problem. Having to take care of a cat? Crisis. (Sydney Sage-Ivashkov)

Clearly it's not all that pacific on the Pacific Ocean

The legal profession is notorious for complicating the simples of things.

Susan had told him once that bravery was when you wanted to pee your pants, but you kept fighting

Teaching middle school is an adventure not a job.

I'm not bipolar, I've just had a bipolar life foisted upon me.

I'm working from the assumption it's going to go horribly wrong. If we get out of here with limbs intact and no aspen slivers in uncomfortable places, we're calling it a win."Merit/Jonah

Well, what do you want me to do? Head butt my way through a few inches of steel?!" she snarled."Well, that would certainly earn you a cookie!