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Quotes About Heaven

I always said that if they have a golf course like this in heaven, I want to be the head pro.
~ Gary Player
Why is everybody afraid of going to Heaven? You want to be here with the smog and the sin and bad people and the war? Or do you want to be in Heaven, sitting next to Jesus, you know?
~ Drew Carey
The message of the Bible is not about God in Heaven who wants to take from you. It's about God who wants to give to you.
~ Francis Chan
There's this man who lives in the sky, and he has ten things he doesn't want you to do, and you'll burn for a long time if you do them. But he loves you.
~ George Carlin
A dream...I was trying to explain to St. Peter, and was doing it in the German tongue, because I didn't want to be too explicit.
~ Mark Twain
If when I get to heaven the Lord shall say to me, Spurgeon, I want you to preach for all eternity, I would reply, Lord, give me a Bible, that is all I need.
~ Charles Spurgeon
God is in heaven, and we all want what's his. But power and greed and corruptible seed seem to be all that there is.
~ Bob Dylan
If I can't take Jesus Christ with me, I don't want to go.
~ Charlie Daniels
In Heaven, you're going to get just about whatever you want. Heaven's the place where all your heart's desires will be fulfilled - if they're good ones. Put in your order now!
~ David Berg
The blessing of heaven will not accompany the preaching that is done in a worldly manner.
~ Steven J. Lawson
What is most important in heaven is not the streets of gold, nor the gates of pearl. The greatest gain of being in heaven is not even to be reunited with loved ones. The greatest profit will be to stand before Christ and behold him as he is. The glory of heaven is found in Jesus Christ himself.
~ Steven J. Lawson
Gain" means to receive a great profit. Paul realizes that death will usher him to a much greater gain. The grave will graduate him to glory.
~ Steven J. Lawson
The aim of a good teacher, [is] to turn away the eyes of men from the world, that they may look up to heaven.
~ Steven J. Lawson
Heaven is where love comes out ahead.
~ Steven James
Nintendo, a term meaning "leave luck to heaven."!
~ Steven L. Kent
I feared the defining point of this Hell was its unrelenting uniformity, its lack of variation from type. If there was a heaven at the end of this, it must be filled with great variety, perhaps a multiplicity of intelligent species spread across universes. Yes, heaven would be as full of difference as Hell was of sameness.
~ Steven L. Peck
No one wants to die, even people who want to go to Heaven don't want to die to get there
~ Steven Levy
If warm air rises, Heaven could be hotter than Hell.
~ Steven Wright
If heat rises, heaven must be hotter than hell.
~ Steven Wright
The search for perfection is all good and well... But to look for heaven is to live here in hell.
~ Sting
Beyond earth, however, is heaven. Beyond time is eternity. Beyond change is the changeless promise of God. Thus
~ Stuart Briscoe
North Korea was the evangelical Christian Holy Grail, the hardest place to crack in the whole world, and converting its people would guarantee the missionaries a spot in heaven.
~ Suki Kim
I am doing the servant job in order for you to become the owners of Heaven
~ Sun Myung Moon
You Englishman, who have no right in this Kingdom of France, the King of Heaven orders and commands you through me, Joan the Maid, that you quit your fortresses and return into your own country, or if not, I shall make such mayhem that the memory of it will be perpetual. - Joan of Arc
~ Susan Banfield