Quotes About Heaven

The Bible says we are forgiven. It says we are saints. It says we are children of God, citizens of heaven, members of God's family, and chosen members of a royal priesthood. It says we are salt and light, we are people who dwell in a city set on a hill. It says we are co-heirs with Christ, ready to inherit the eternal life reserved for the saints. We cannot be separated from the love of God that is in Christ Jesus.

Satan loves politics. He is the greatest politician of all time. He politicked in heaven and convinced a third of the angels to join his rebellious political party.

God could not be reached for comment. But let us at least agree that He is quite obviously attuned to the doings of politics and media. That is why so many would-be leaders say they are being "called upon" to run for president, and why eulogists lean so heavily on the trope that God runs an HR department that recruits people like Sunday hosts and yachtsmen into heaven.

Some are waiting for the day when their exhausted bodies will give out and their wispy souls will detach and allegedly drift off to heaven.

Man is a Religious Animal. He is the only Religious Animal. He is the only animal that has the True Religion — several of them. He is the only animal that loves his neighbor as himself and cuts his throat if his theology isn't straight. He has made a graveyard of the globe in trying his honest best to smooth his brother's path to happiness and heaven.

Go to heaven for the climate and hell for the company.

The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not man's.

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.

Heaven goes by favour. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.

Of the delights of this world man cares most for sexual intercourse, yet he has left it out of his heaven.

Whenever cannibals are on the brink of starvation, Heaven, in its infinite mercy, sends them a fat missionary.

Let us swear while we may, for in heaven it will not be allowed

A lawyer's dream of heaven: every man reclaimed his property at the resurrection, and each tried to recover it from all his forefathers.

Whoever dies will be rewarded by heaven.

How is something authorised as 'feng shui compliant' he wondered. Is there a Chinese Ministry of Magic?

If heaven was created only for the most stupid clown, then Mr Bean could have been the only righteous man on earth.

Jehovah's Witness? Don't sweat it. I'm going to hell, already booked my ticket. Bright side? I'm pagan. Your hell is my heaven... if for no other reason than you won't be there.

No heaven can come to us unless our hearts find rest in today. No peace lies in the future which is not hidden in this present little instant.

Now let us thank th' eternal power, convinced That Heaven but tries our virtue by affliction: That oft the cloud that wraps the present hour Serves but to brighten all our future days.

O heaven! that one might read the book of fate, and see the revolution of the times.

Louis Armstrong playing trumpet on the Judgment Day.

A little soul scarce fledged for earth Takes wing with heaven again for goal, Even while we hailed as fresh from birth A little soul.

Apart from the cross, there is no other ladder by which we may get to heaven.

He's the kind of guy that when he dies, he's going up to heaven and give God a bad time for making him bald.