Quotes About Heaven

At His Ascension our Lord entered Heaven, and He keeps the door open for humanity to enter.

These moments were wondrous and divine, instances when the gossamer curtain between heaven and earth ripped and all of humanity witnessed the marvel of the ethereal beings.

My Way is the Way of Karate, which is also the Way of humanity, and which is consequently related to the Way of Heaven.

As one of my predecessors said, our objective is not to take people to heaven, but to prevent humanity from going to hell.

Probably no invention came more easily to man than Heaven.

When I touch a human hand, I touch heaven.

This place can't be heaven, it doesn't have the right vibe.

If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons.

I died. I died and someone made a clerical error and I am in Heaven.

If there are no cigars in heaven, I shall not go.

I hope God speaks English. If I get up to heaven and have to point at a menu, I'm gonna be pissed.

A church is a place in which gentlemen who have never been to Heaven brag about it to persons who will never get there.

All Dogs Go To Heaven? Sorry, kids. It's only the dogs who've accepted Christ.

You can make heaven out of hell, or hell out of heaven. The choice is yours.

...heaven wouldn't be like this earth, this tormented earth ruled by evil forces that tossed humanity to and fro like a slow clown in a two-bit rodeo.

God is always willing to give you the best life possible. If you change your mind at any time you are free to go back to enjoying hell.

imagine there's no heaven..." he said. "Apparently someone is taking that personally.

Children throw tantrums because they've imagined their 'father in heaven' does so. And because, their inherited religious book has, in written, shown them so.

Even God forgives stupidity. So many married people, heaven would be a ghost town otherwise.

I'm pretty sure there will be duck hunting in Heaven, and I can't wait.

Heaven is not a figment of imagination. It is not a feeling or an emotion. It is not the "Beautiful Isle of Somewhere." It is a prepared place for a prepared people.

Heaven: The Coney Island of the Christian imagination.

Of course! The path to heaven doesn't lie down in flat miles. It's in the imagination with which you perceive this world, and the gestures with which you honor it.

The pretended desires of many to behold the glory of Christ in heaven, who have no view of it by faith while they are here in this world, are nothing but self-deceiving imaginations.