Quotes About Afterlife

When I die, I'm going to slam into help, take off my bra, sit on Satan's lap, and say Hi, Honey, I'm home.

The dead don't need justice. That's for those of us who are left looking down at the remains.

As far as I can tell, all cats [can see ghosts.] But they aren't terribly impressed with the fact that we're dead and still present. One rarely gets a reaction from them.

Of course cats [can see ghosts]. As far as I can tell, all cats. But they aren't terribly impressed with the fact that we're dead and still present.

You go back," Jack said. "And you catch the scum who did you." "Back?" I said. "Back to …" "Earth, yeah," Jack said. "Chicago." He closed the folder and dropped it into his out-box. "You gotta find out who killed you." I arched an eyebrow at him. "You're kidding.

I guess being dead gives you a whole different perspective on life.

Perhaps when we die our names are taken from us by a divine magnet and are free to flutter here and there within the bodies of birds. I'll be a simple crow who can reach the top of Antelope Butte. (From: Hard Times)

Death Makes Angels of us all.

Sure there's a hell...

It occurs to me as I write that this white light, usually presented dippily (evidence of afterlife, higher power), is in fact precisely consistent with the oxygen deficit that occurs as blood flow to the brain decreases. Everything went white, those whose blood pressure has dropped say of the instant before they faint.

The dead know everything, but don't give a damn.

Once, in second grade, Kate drew a picture of a firefighter with a halo above his helmet. She told her class that I would only be allowed to go to Heaven, because if I went to Hell, I'd put out all the fires. ~Brian Fitzgerald

Here's my question: What age are you when you're in Heaven?

eskimos maybe? believed stars were holes in the sky where people who died could peek through at you

Energy can't be destroyed, only converted into something different. So when a person dies, where does that energy go?

Dreams are horrible, to don't talk about nightmares they are more often. But there is always one gift from a person which you know is dead, that's how it works and it will continue to work.

You can walk into your room after walking out through the door, but you cannot come out of your grave after being buried into the soil.

Death is not an end, but a transition. A passage from one realm to another. And those who have passed on are still with us, watching over us, guiding us, loving us." (Kneubuhl 23_

If God did not exist, then neither did divine punishment, but this meant nothing to ghosts who did not need God.

Accept Christianity? Go to eternal rest and life? No. I die. But my life lives on.

Heaven is empty and hell is full, wait for me I am also coming there.

Question to you – who will remember you after you are dead?

The end of your life is just the start of heaven or hell.

God hands them a book, and in effect, says, "Read it. Believe it and live. Disbelieve it and burn in hell." This is very difficult, even impossible, for non-Christians to accept.