Quotes About Afterlife

The afterlife can be an adventure if one can supersede the gloom and sidestep the pitfalls.

You think the dead really care about our lives? -Yeah, I think they do. I think they forgive us our sins. -I even think it's easy for them.

Go to heaven for the climate and hell for the company.

The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not man's.

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.

Being dead wasn't supposed to hurt. Where was the fairness in that? If I was dead, the least the universe could do was make it painless

It is good to have some friends both in heaven and hell.

Whoever dies will be rewarded by heaven.

Sadly, I can't say the same for my Father, who is probably in a different place - Hell.

What the hell kind of Hell was this supposed to be?

Jehovah's Witness? Don't sweat it. I'm going to hell, already booked my ticket. Bright side? I'm pagan. Your hell is my heaven... if for no other reason than you won't be there.

Louis Armstrong playing trumpet on the Judgment Day.

No one has ever come back from the other world. I can't console you, but one thing I can tell you, as long as my ideas are alive I will be alive. We live in a dark frightening age. One reason for this is the part played by the ideology of inhumanity.

He's the kind of guy that when he dies, he's going up to heaven and give God a bad time for making him bald.

For three days after death, hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off.

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.

Even when I'm dead, I'll swim through the Earth, like a mermaid of the soil, just to be next to your bones.

When you're dead, you're dead. That's it.

Dead people never stop talking.

the dead never stop talking and sometimes the living hear.

Listen. Dead people never stop talking. Maybe because death is not death at all, just a detention after school. You know where you're coming from and you're always returning from it. You know where you're going though you never seem to get there and you're just dead. Dead.

Bacteria keeps us from heaven and puts us there.

According to the Revelation the differences between one degree and another are vaster in the next world than in this: 'Behold how We have favoured some of them above others; and verily the Hereafter is greater in degrees and greater in hierarchic precedences.' And the Prophet said: "The people of Paradise will behold the high place that is above them even as they now behold the bright planet on the eastern or western horizon.

Those people who tell me that I'm going to hell while they are going to heaven somehow make me very glad that we're going to separate destinations.