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Quotes About Afterlife

If any reader has lost a loved one or is afraid of death, modern physics says: 'Be comforted, you and they shall live again.'
~ Frank Tipler
I think hell's a real place where real people spend a real eternity.
~ Jerry Falwell
Macbeth is contending with the realities of this world, Hamlet with those of the next.
~ Jones Very
We will all rise from the grave.
~ Joseph B. Wirthlin
More than ghosts, I believe in guardian angels.
~ Manini Mishra
James Brown went to the pearly gates and met St. Peter who took him to a room where Jerry Garcia was playing and Jimi Hendricks and Jim Morrison and Janis Joplin. James Brown says, "I was worried maybe I was going to hell, but I guess not." Jerry Garcia says "You think this is heaven?" Just then Lawrence Welk walked in and says "All right, one more time. 'The Anniversary Waltz.' And a one and a two and a one, two, three…
~ Garrison Keillor
I could go into Death?' asked Clariel. 'Anyone can go into Death,' said Mogget, with a smirk. 'Coming back again is the difficult part.
~ Garth Nix
Anyone can go into Death," said Mogget, with a smirk. Coming back again is the difficult part.
~ Garth Nix
Death is nothing, and that's why you should fear it.
~ Gene Wolfe
If we go to heaven they'll put us to work on the thunder, captain.
~ Georg Buchner
Nobody could stand an eternity of Heaven.
~ George Bernard Shaw
When you go to heaven, Ann, you will be frightfully conscious of your wings for the first year or so. When you meet your relatives there, and they persist in treating you as if you were still a mortal, you will not be able to bear them. You will try to get into a circle which has never known you except as an angel.
~ George Bernard Shaw
So, have a little fun. Soon enough you'll be dead and burning in Hell with the rest of your family.
~ George Carlin
Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.
~ George Carlin
all men needed the bridle of religion, which, properly speaking, was the dread of a Hereafter.
~ George Eliot
And a friend of mine in the Christys, we used to sit up at night and talk and read and wonder if reincarnation, and if it wasn't reality, what would happen to the human spirit when the body dies? Is there an afterlife? Just questions like that.
~ Barry McGuire
Certainly, we all wonder what is beyond, and when you lose a loved one, I think part of the grieving process includes where that person might have gone or if you'll ever see them again. I think it forces you to look up to the sky, to the cosmos.
~ Jenny Lewis
I wonder: when a Jehovah's Witness dies and goes to Heaven, does God hide behind the door and pretend He's not home?
~ Brian Celio
Often have I wondered with much curiosity as to our coming into this world and what will follow our departure.
~ Petrarch
I'll have long, straight hair, like down to my back, when I go to Heaven. And I'm not even going to work out, but I'll be in shape. It's a whole new program up there.
~ Curtis Jackson
I'd rather there wasn't an afterlife, really. I'd much rather not be me for thousands of years.
~ William Golding
The doctrine of the immortality of the soul has more threat than comfort.
~ Mason Cooley
At the end of our lives, we step across the threshold or death and enter into a new and better world. I believe that. It's just that simple.
~ Gordon B. Hinckley
Moreover, no one is judged from the natural man, thus not so long as he lives in the natural world, for man is then in a natural body; but everyone is judged in the spiritual man, and therefore when he comes into the spiritual world, for man is then in a spiritual body.
~ Emanuel Swedenborg