Quotes About Frequent-flyer

The best thing about my house is that I live five minutes from the airport, and since I fly more than I drive, it saves me a lot of time.

I have to travel for my work, so the idea of getting on planes depresses me. They give me frequent-flyer points, and I think, 'I don't want them, because I'm sick of flying!'

This is my life! I'm not getting a lot of sleep, but I am getting a lot of frequent-flyer miles.