Quotes About Circus

finally, in our time a beard is the one thing a woman cannot do better than a man, or if she can her success is assured only in a circus.

Sunshine, the old clown, rims the room.

But for the use of physical punishment by, and fear of their oppressors, animals would never be a part of a circus.

But how can you expect a clown to stop a circus? Bill

Circus dogs jump when the trainer cracks his whip.

Don't go to the circus.

Jesus Alou is in the on-deck circus.

People would be in hysterics if they saw that. It's like, wow, he's a superhuman moron.... So he wears lipstick, has a little bouffant, and does little circus acts as well. Oh, he's so sexy.

I went camping and borrowed a circus tent by mistake. I didn't notice until I got it set up. People complained because they couldn't see the lake.

Two cannibals eating a clown. One asks the other, 'Does this taste funny to you?'

I once made love to a female clown, and she twisted my penis into a poodle.

Marriage is a good deal like a circus: there is not as much in it as is represented in the advertising

Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring and suffering

Trained baby dodo tricks!

Sometimes you had to make the animals perform.

Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring and suffering. ~  Unknown

There's no point in advertising a circus when everybody hates the clown.

There's no point in advertising a circus when everybody hates the clown.

If I went to Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey, I didn't go for the horse or the elephant – I went for the freak show in the back: the one-breasted man; the half-bearded woman (in other words, the people who today have become politicians). In my day they were in the back room of Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey

It's worse than you can imagine. An idiot surrounded by clowns.

kad je ve? cirkus, neka svijet i vidi cirkus!

When you turn an election into a three-ring circus, there's always a chance that the dancing bear will win.

When you turn an election into a three-ring circus, there's always a chance that the dancing bear will win.40

The question loomed: At what point does commonness cease to be an asset, as a viable form of populism, and become a liability for a political actor? And should anyone be shocked when voters are swept up in an "almost Elvis-sized following," as Cavett said Palin's supporters were? When you turn an election into a three-ring circus, there's always a chance that the dancing bear will win.