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Quotes About Adventure

And so Charlie Asher . . . led an army of fourteen-inch-tall bundles of animal bits, armed with everything from knitting needles to a spork, into the storm sewers of San Fransciso.
~ Christopher Moore
It's about average for us. Behavior always draws more than survey. We're the sexy ones,' Nate said with a grin. Amy snorted. 'Oh, yeah, you guys are the Mae Wests of the nerd world.' We're action nerds,' Nate said. 'Adventure nerds. Nerds of romance.
~ Christopher Moore
Will there be heinous fuckery, Pocket?
~ Christopher Moore
WARNING This is a bawdy tale. Herein you will find gratuitous shagging, murder, spanking, maiming, treason, and heretofore unexplored heights of vulgarity and profanity, as well as non-traditional grammar, split infinitives, and the odd wank. If that sort of thing bothers you, then gentle reader pass by, for we endeavor only to entertain, not to offend. That said, if that's the sort of thing you think you might enjoy, then you have happened upon the perfect story!
~ Christopher Moore
So hey, once Joshua heals your brother, you want to go do something, get some pomegranate juice, a falafel,or get married or something?
~ Christopher Moore
Yeah, and don't think it's easy finding Ray-Bans in a fruit-bat medium.
~ Christopher Moore
Do not seek death. Death will find you. But seek the road which makes death a fulfillment. —Dag Hammarskjöld
~ Christopher Moore
And that continued for quite a while until the adventurer admitted that it IS an accepted fact among monsters and giants of all stripes that Englishmen are delicious.
~ Christopher Moore
I'm not scared, Daddy. I just need some crunchy Cheese Newts up in this bitch.
~ Christopher Moore
Where do you think this guy is leading us?' 'Probably somewhere to murder and kill us.' 'Yeah, at least one of those.
~ Christopher Moore
I have followed my penis into hell and returned with the story.
~ Christopher Moore
if there's anything missionaries do well, it's seek out and destroy fun).
~ Christopher Moore
at eighteen months, Sophie moved like a small drunk most of the time.)
~ Christopher Moore
La febbre aveva catapultato Tucker Case in un sogno nel quale veniva gettato in mezzo a grandi onde elastiche di demoni dalle ali di pipistrello - sbriciolato, soffocato, morso e graffiato - e là, nel caos, vedeva con la coda dell'occhio un foglietto rosa di ammorbidente, a riprova del fatto che lo avevavno sbattuto nel cestello di una lavatrice infernale.
~ Christopher Moore
Pues no te la mojes, Pedro. Ven conmigo. Camina sobre las aguas.
~ Christopher Moore
Rescued me from the darkest heart of the forest, fought off brigands, pygmies, and a brace of tigers to bring me here. But don't let him talk his Welsh at you, one tiger was vanquished in a sluice of phlegm and mortally beaten with consonants.
~ Christopher Moore
Abby jumped into the Prius. Lily bundled the defibrillator into her friend's lap, then jumped in the Prius's back door behind her. "Go! Go! Go!" And with all the roaring fury of a golf cart escaping the back nine, they sped into the traffic
~ Christopher Moore
I confess, a wall of worry rises for even the most confident fool when he realizes that his plot for saving the day lies with three squirrels, a troupe of earnest nitwits, a donkey-headed weaver, a silver-thirsty goblin, a notoriously unreliable narrator, and a hat-shagging monkey.
~ Christopher Moore
mitzvahs, niños en JC Penney's o lo que fuera, pero en tierra firme. Al otro lado del canal
~ Christopher Moore
Thats the spirit-one part brave,three parts fool.
~ Christopher Paolini
Christopher Paolini
~ Define Normal
We are about to change history, said Saphira. We're throwing ourselves off a cliff without knowing how deep the water below is. Ah, but what a glorious flight! (Eragon to Saphira)
~ Christopher Paolini
May your swords stay sharp -Brom
~ Christopher Paolini
Christopher Paolini
~ Die puny human!