Quotes About Gas

Motorists who want to save money on gas will demand and buy more fuel-efficient vehicles. We should not limit their freedom with more government regulations.

The less money and time you have, the more you haveto plan ahead and be careful about your coverage. It's like a gas:it expands or contracts depending on the size of the container.

Daddy,' my mother asked, 'aren't we going to run out of gas?' No there's plenty of god-damned gas.' Where are we going?' I'm going to get some god-damed oranges!

Natural gas is hemispheric; I like to call it hemispheric in nature, because it is a product that we can find in our neighborhoods.

The clock is ticking as nature attempts to absorb the increased greenhouse gas emissions.

Because we are now running out of gas and oil, we must prepare quickly for a third change, to strict conservation and to the use of ... permanent renewable energy sources, like solar power.

Anybody abuse rental cars? The thing that bothers me is when you have to return one with a full tank of gas. You know what I do now? I just top it off with a garden hose.

Decision by majorities is as much an expedient as lighting by gas.

Hydrogen is a light, odorless gas which, given enough time, changes into people.

Alexander Dow, his boss at Edison, who thought him immensely talented, tried to dissuade him. "Electricity, yes," Dow told Ford. "That's the coming thing. But gas—no.

Trauma destroys the fabric of time. In normal time you move from one moment to the next, sunrise to sunset, birth to death. After trauma, you may move in circles, find yourself being sucked backwards into an eddy or bouncing like a rubber ball from now to then to back again. ... In the traumatic universe the basic laws of matter are suspended: ceiling fans can be helicopters, car exhaust can be mustard gas.

God is not going to send us a bill for solar energy, but the gas industry will.

According to the latest poll, a record 73 percent of Americans think the country is headed in the wrong direction. But the good news: Gas is so expensive that we'll never get there.

I was an opponent of Saddam Hussein when the British and American governments and businessmen were selling him guns and gas.

Quite frankly, I think nothing could do more to immediately bolster national security then enabling us to produce more oil and gas here at home at a price consumers could afford.

The wonderful world of home appliances now makes it possible to cook indoors with charcoal and outdoors with gas.

I was in the Far East and I went into a restaurant and I ordered octopus and the waiter said: "It takes four hours." I asked why and he said: "It keeps turning off the gas."

You might be a redneck if... the blue book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas it has in it.

My father would pass gas and then blame it on imaginary animals.

There was so much testosterone in the air, I felt like I needed a gas mask.

India must achieve the real goal?that is energy independence or an economy which will function well within total freedom from oil, gas or coal imports.

Finland has produced so many brilliant distance runners because back home it costs $2.50 a gallon for gas.

It had seemed like such a good, such a romantic idea, to drive and not stop for gas.

Having a Hummer is stupid. It's stupid to waste that much gas. It's stupid to waste that much money on gas. It's stupid to parade your insecurities on public roads. Hummers are stupid-looking.