Quotes About Authenticity

Friendship requires truth, and there is no truth in her.

The thicker one gets with some people the thinner they become.

I have to be seen to be believed.

If the physical thing you're doing is funny, you don't have to act funny while doing it...Just be real and it will be funnier

Sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit.

Remember that true beauty comes from within - from within bottles, jars, compacts, and lipstick tubes

Please don't retouch my wrinkles. It took me so long to earn them.

If you take a bunch of superstars and put them in a room where they don't have their assistants and entourage, it's funny to see what happens.

If you're going to tell people the truth, be funny or they'll kill you.

I'm not for everyone. I'm barely for me.

You're only as sick as your secrets. Either it comes out their way or my way. I talk about myself behind my back. And I'm funny about it.

You can't make everybody laugh. You gotta just do what you think is funny. Just be obstreperous to everybody.

Hate me for who I am, I don't care. At least I'm not pretending to be someone I'm not.

Originality consists in trying to be like everybody else and failing.

I really wanted to be nasty and mean and bad. It's so much easier than being the good girl

Insist upon yourself. Be original.

When an Italian tells me it's pasta on the plate, I check under the sauce to make sure.

Not that smart. Not that hot. Not that nice. Not that funny. That's me: I'm not that.

I would rather be funny than gorgeous, absolutely. Because it's too hard to be gorgeous, you know. I could make a stab at gorgeous as long as I had something funny to say to get out of it.

Anyone who is funny and doesn't take herself to seriously is attractive to me

I don't think about what other people expect or anything. I mean, I sit and worrying so much about what I'M thinking, I'd go NUTS if I sat around worrying about other people.

I am who I am. I can't pretend to be somebody who makes $25,000 a year.

Every word she writes is a lie, including "and" and "the."

If you catch me saying 'I am a serious actor,' I beg you to slap me.