Quotes About Authenticity

By putting myself out there the way I've been doing people see me as a real person. Even though I do character voices and funny noises the stories are still real and I put them all out there.

You can't be funny for funny's sake. You try to get as outrageous situation as you can but it always has to be believable and based in real character motivations and what people would really do.

I thought that unless people know me, they wouldn't find me funny.

On the key to a successful Twitter account: Write the things that you think are funny and that's what's gonna click with people.

Not often is there as much of a vulnerable side as there is a funny side.

I can't stand girls who laugh at everything I say like I'm the funniest guy in the world. I like girls who tell it like it is, no kissing up to me because I'm on TV.

For me, mood is something you have to ignore. I try to put myself in that position when I'm shooting and try to react the way I would. I try not to play funny if it doesn't call for that.

If you don't think you're funny, no one else will.

I don't know when I'm writing dark. I don't know when I'm writing funny or even heartbreaking. I'm always just trying to write it true.

You think I'm pretty Without any make-up on You think I'm funny When I tell the punch line wrong I know you get me So I'll let my walls come down, down.

By no means do I want to be a piece of meat for the rest of my career. It's funny when you get asked to do a talk show, and then they follow it up with requesting you take your shirt off.

I want to show you that you can be funny and hot. You can drink and read. People are still getting used to what I am.

You can hardly tell where the computer models finish and the real dinosaurs begin

My family isn't really Italian. We're more like Olive Garden Italian.

I wish his music came out of the closet and admit that it sucks.

My job changes very little because I've found that the more you try to be funny, the less funny you become.

I like how you don't hide your problems like everyone else, and I don't have to hide mine when I'm around you.

I'm not very interesting. Birds are interesting. I could stand there lip-synching all day long, but it would feel funny, and people would be able to tell. I'm not a good actress.

It felt really good to kind of find my voice and say stuff, and to be funny, hopefully.

I am only able to be honest. And sometimes my view of the world is pretty dark. But still funny.

The Stones were nasty and ugly and doing songs I was familiar with.

Anything that's really grounded in humanity and is real, but just happens to be faux pas, or just really shouldn't be funny, I like it.

I don't weigh a pound over one hundred and eighty and, what's more, I never did.

I don't set out to offend or shock, but I also don't do anything to avoid it.