Quotes About Stereotype

The idea that you can't be attractive and funny at the same time is something that I hate.

I like funny guys and those, for some reason, tend to be nerdy guys.

Are you Polish? Okay, I'll talk slower.

I am the ultimate California girl, which is funny, being that I'm Canadian.

I knew comedy was the thing for me when I was the only Asian kid in high school... who failed math.

You know the Dutch, they're always a bit funny... some of them.

I'm an Asian with a Southern accent. To a lot of people, that right there is funny.

I'm tall and thin but not strong, so you're either an athlete or you're funny.

You'll never call him Fifi again.

He does have that weird mixture of born again Christian and stupid that some people mistake for courage and focus.

I want to do drama - no one really sees that. People just think I'm the funny guy and I can't do anything else, and that's just not true.

Before people figured out I was funny, I got cast quite a bit as either a rapist or serial killer or the guy who catches those people.

People used to be funny about approaching me, but now they seem to think I'm as sane as anyone who's done what I've done in movies can be.

The British are so funny.

The wider you spread your fingers apart while clapping is equal to the amount of retarded you look while clapping.

We tend to get a little information before we off people. It's not a play by ear sort of deal.

You sound like you're mentally deficient. And possibly Chinese.

I never thought it was fair that anatomy decided what my brain was fit for.

I think he [Archie Bunker] is in every man my age, no matter what he does, whether he's a vice president at Chase or a cab driver.

Breasts like granite and a brain like swiss cheese.

Every generalization is dangerous, especially this one.

Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid.

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car

I aint a redneck 'cause I talk American real good!