Quotes About Stereotype

When red-headed people are above a certain social grade their hair is auburn.

I think my sense of humor is Jewish. I'm smarter than most white people, which is kind of a Jewish thing, too.

If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say Kool Whip on the side, you might be a redneck.

I certainly didn't have New York Jewish humor. But I was in three Mel Brooks films so people thought I was a connoisseur of New York Jewish humor.

I think how tan a person is, is directly proportionate to how dumb they are.

If your working television sits on top of your non-working television, you might be a redneck.

There must be something wrong with those people who think Audrey Hepburn doesn't perspire, hiccup or sneeze, because they know that's not true. I n fact, I hiccup more than most.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman looks at them and says: "Is this some kind of a joke?"

Barack Obama will appeal to both black and white voters in America. White voters who'll think he's Tiger Woods.

If Jesus was a Jew, how come he has a Mexican first name?

Why! Why! Why is the middle-class so stodgy - so utterly without a sense of humor?

musicians rarely have a sense of humour, at least, about themselves.

She was only a prostitute, but she had the nicest face I ever came across.

He comes back with the script, and it's racist like a 1940's Newspaper.

Oh sure, everyone else charges monsters and it's brave, I do it once and I'm a madman.

Sharks to not eat Chinese people because they get hungry thirty minutes later".

I do wish this time you'd try to dress better while you're home. Folks in town get the wrong impression of you. They think you are--ah--slumming.

No. No way. That name is reserved for females with grace and elegance, not this girl. This girl is...beastly.

From an early age onward, it was said that 'Ingmar has no sense of humor.'

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't.

Other people have a nationality. The Irish and the Jews have a psychosis.

It seems to me that the fact that I am a woman is a bigger issue than the fact that I'm from the East. For me it isn't really important. I've only ever known myself as a woman.

You don't have to be stupid to be a Christian, ... but it probably helps.

A cliche is everything you've ever heard of.