Quotes About Stereotype

I'm always disappointed when I see the word "Puritan" tossed around as shorthand for a bunch of generic, boring, stupid, judgmental killjoys. Because to me, they are very specific, fascinating, sometimes brilliant, judgmental killjoys who rarely agreed on anything except that Catholics are going to hell.

By the first century, Samaritans were the stereotype enemy of Judaism, the embodiment of heretical faith, and the denier of Jerusalem-centered hope and faith. They still exist today at the same location.

The loudest elderly women always had the quietest elderly husbands.

Q: What do you call a pissed-off German? A: Sauerkraut.

Q: What do you call a fat Chinaman? A: A chunk.

Q: What did the Chinese couple name their special-needs baby? A: Sum Ting Wong.

Q: What do you call an epileptic in a wheelchair? A: A transformer.

Q: Why do Jewish men watch porn films backward? A: They love the bit where the prostitute gives back the money.

Q: Why can't Irishmen ever be lawyers? A: They can never make it past the bar.

Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: You don't. They're born that way.

Q: What do you call a blonde behind a steering wheel? A: Airbag.

Q: What do you call an eternity? A: Four blondes at a four-way stop.

Q: Why did God give blondes 2 percent more brains than horses? A: Because God didn't want them shitting on the street during parades.

A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out of the car. After looking the man over he says, "Sir, I couldn't help but notice your eyes are bloodshot. Have you been drinking?" The man gets indignant and says, "Officer, I couldn't help but notice your eyes are glazed. Have you been eating donuts?

Q: What's the mating call of the blonde? A: "I am sooooo drunk!

Q: What do you call an Italian with his hands in his pocket? A: Mute.

You think I'm some inbred trailer-trash hick that watches the Springer show?

In France, everyone speaks French 'cause they think it's cool. Gives 'em, gives 'em an excuse to smoke.

Thus for me, the principal meaning of being a Jew was something people reliably held against me, a barrier to overcome.

For a long time a lot of people thought I'm British, because I'd done so many roles with English accents. People probably still think it. Or they don't think anything.

I suppose the common idea of me is that I'm going to be someone who's hyper and cracking jokes all the time, but people who meet me are soon disabused of that notion.

Time magazine put Chris Christie on the cover with the caption, 'The Elephant in the Room.' And People magazine named him 'Sexiest Garbage Truck in a Suit.'

I know plenty of hyper-intelligent metal people, but at the same time, there's this dumbass, hardheaded, macho attitude associated with it. For younger people, it's like a succubus.

The last time a straight man worked in the fashion industry, we got a fanny pack.