Quotes About Facial hair

Both my New Hampshire great-grandfathers wore facial hair: the Copperhead who fought in the war and the sheep farmer too old for combat.

There has been an unwise and spectacularly unsuccessful attempt to grow a goatee, hence a fluffy little tuft of something or other, just underneath the centre of his lower lip, that any mother would want to rub off with a bit of spit.

It didn't take him long, and he pulled up nearly nose-to-nose with Ash as they came in from opposite directions. "You shaved off your …" It couldn't rightfully be called a beard, Brooks considered. "Face hair." "Yeah, it got too hot." "Uh-huh.

A man without a moustache is like a cup of tea without sugar.

A kiss without a moustache is like beef without mustard.

I moustache you a question, but I'll shave it for later.

I'm not growing a beard; I'm just too lazy to shave.

The beard has gotta stay. That's my staple. I can't get rid of it.

My 'Movember' moustache was never going to be as big as Nigel Mansell's, but I tried my best. The amazing thing is that when you try to grow a moustache, you notice everyone else's. There are some amazing moustaches on the grid.

A man without a mustache is a man without a soul.

I couldn't wait to grow a mustache. I stopped shaving my upper lip the day I graduated from high school.

The world is full of men who ought never to shave their upper lip, and Blair Eggleston was one of them. Coming out into the open, as it were, like this, he had revealed himself the possessor of a not very good mouth. A peevish mouth. The sort of mouth that bred doubts in a girl.

I don't have the confidence to pull off a mustache.

Never was the old conventional maxim, that Nature cannot err, more flatly contradicted - never was the fair promise of a lovely figure more strangely and startingly belied by the face and head that crowned it. The lady's complexion was almost swarthy, and the dark down on her upper lip was almost a moustache.

I shave without using shaving cream.

The style of mustache I have is called a Hungarian, and you need a certain type of viscosity in the wax to make it work.

I must to the barber's, mounsieur; for methinks I am     marvellous hairy about the face; and I am such a tender ass, if     my hair do but tickle me I must scratch.

The secret to my 5 o'clock shadow is a little device called the George Michael 3000 Custom Beard Trimmer and Personal Massager. Just kidding. I actually shave every morning, and thanks to my vast knowledge of Eastern philosophy and mysticism, I will my facial hair to grow to the exact same length each day. Dave Grohl taught me that one.

I stuck with a mustache because... do you know Magnum P.I.?

I've always been into bearded dudes.

He had a moustache-and-beard combination that looked like a skinny white caterpillar taking a lap around his mouth.

How can a young man like to wear a beard?

If you have a handlebar mustache, that is pretty much all you are. You are a delivery system for a handlebar mustache.

a beard is the one thing a woman cannot do better than a man, or if she can her success is assured only in a circus.