Quotes About Cooking

One night she told me to put out the garbage. I told her "you cooked it, you take it out".

You shouldn't be eating anything that takes six minutes to microwave.

if you make waffles, throw out the first one.

How does a sesame seed stick to a bun? That's magical. There must be some sesame seed glue out there. Either that or they're adhesive on one side. Peel off the backing, place it on the bun.

I don't have a microwave oven, but I do have a clock that occasionally cooks stuff.

The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread.

Because of acid, I now know that butter is way better than margarine.

Southern hospitality and Amish cooking - Ya'll Come Back, Danki.

I'm going to treat myself to one of these as a reward for not knocking himself unconscious with a skillet.

I decided I would teach Mrs. P. a lesson by cooking my own meal.

Parsley is gharsley.

You also yell at the pigeons outside, watch too many cooking shows, and have a blog entirely dedicated to pictures of yourself.

The more you know, the more you can create. There's no end to imagination in the kitchen.

Some simple dishes recommend themselves to our imaginations as well as palates.

Nothing stimulates the practiced cook's imagination like an egg.

When I'm not at the keyboard, I'm generally reading, practicing tai chi or middle eastern dance, or cooking.

Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is.

There's such a buildup of crud in my oven, there's only room to bake a single cupcake.

With enough butter, anything is good

Reflective thinking is like the crock pot of the mind. It encourages your thoughts to simmer until they're done.

Govern a great nation as you would cook a small fish. Do not overdo it.

Good intentions are not enough. They've never put an onion in the soup yet.

Jamie's mother was an incredible cook, he was an old-school man born in 1950, and he only really knew how to cook breakfast well.

She cracked a window and put on some stew.