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Quotes About Cooking

My wife can't cook at all. She made chocolate mousse. An antler got stuck in my throat.
~ Rodney Dangerfield
You know the deal," Marty said. "If I cook the food, you do the dishes." "I didn't ask you to cook," Luther said. "I wasn't even hungry." "That's odd. You ate most of the food." "I was just being polite.
~ Roland Smith
I'm a lousy housewife, Marc, and do I know it. Why didn't you pick yourself a nice little French girl who cooks?" "Because you don't pick and choose in love, honey. When it hits you in the right way it's almost always with the wrong woman.
~ Romain Gary
Pastry is different from cooking because you have to consider the chemistry, beauty and flavor. It's not just sugar and eggs thrown together. I tell my pastry chefs to be in tune for all of this. You have to be challenged by using secret or unusual ingredients.
~ Ron Ben-Israel
Inside, cooking smells maneuvered through the house: cow liver, sweet potatoes, stewed onions, cabbage - scents that were as assertive as colors.
~ Ron Hansen
You can't cook without a pot to cook in, and leadership is as much about strengthening the pot and controlling the temperature as it is about which ingredients to add when.
~ Ronald A. Heifetz
Sometimes when I'm faced with an atheist, I am tempted to invite him to the greatest gourmet dinner that one could ever serve, and when we have finished eating that magnificent dinner, to ask him if he believes there's a cook.
~ Ronald Reagan
With a lot of boiling, you could eat them.
~ Louise Erdrich
First he caramelizes fresh-cut sweetcorn, toasting it slowly in a heavy pan, adding onions. Then cubed potatoes tossed lightly in butter, to set a crisp. He adds all of this to a garlicky chicken broth with shaved carrots, cannellini beans, fresh dill, parsley, a dash of cayenne, and heavy cream.
~ Louise Erdrich
For the past year, Pollux has been perfecting my favorite soup of those that saved me—it is a corn soup. First he caramelizes fresh-cut sweetcorn, toasting it slowly in a heavy pan, adding onions. Then cubed potatoes tossed lightly in butter, to set a crisp. He adds all of this to a garlicky chicken broth with shaved carrots, cannellini beans, fresh dill, parsley, a dash of cayenne, and heavy cream. The scent was making me delirious. Still.
~ Louise Erdrich
Pollux made his special potato salad with bacon and hot pickles.
~ Louise Erdrich
Do you still like roast lamb? You always loved the way I cooked it, with lots of rosemary from the garden." "And you'd make your mint sauce," Clea said with a slight smile.
~ Luanne Rice
I've lost my mind, Alex muttered, grabbing her knives again and stomping back across the kitchen. I woke up this morning a boring little chef on planet earth, and somehow ended up in the Twilight Zone as a third-rate stand-in for Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
~ Lynsay Sands
And you can't let him shake and bake Nicholas." Thomas rolled his eyes. "It's staked and baked, Jo. We aren't pork chops.
~ Lynsay Sands
Meg cut up some celery and mixed it in with the tuna. After a moment's hesitation she opened the refrigerator door and brought out a jar of little sweet pickles.-Though why I'm doing it for her I don't know, she thought, as she cut them up.-I don't trust her one bit.
~ Madeleine L'Engle
The fairy godmother or guardian angel bestows on each infant a unique gift, a gift to which the child will be responsible: a gift of healing; a gift for growing green things; a gift for painting, for cooking, for cleaning; a gift for loving.
~ Madeleine L'Engle
I enjoy cooking. It's therapy for me. Louise's therapy is her rose garden. You may note, Polly, that we don't have any roses.
~ Madeleine L'Engle
INTERVIEWER: So that you have not eliminated all didactic intentions from your work after all? Thornton Wilder: I suspect that all writers have some didactic intention. That starts the motor. Or let us say: many of the things we eat are cooked over a gas stove, but there is no taste of gas in the food.
~ Malcolm Cowley
For frying For baking For cooking Good also for eating Herring will do for every meal, And for every class!
~ Malcolm Gladwell
Devi made a ginger, apricot, and mint chutney, along with a good amount of chipotle chili peppers found in a bottle, hidden deep down in Saroj's everything-is-in-there pantry. The end result was a fiery, smoky, tangy concoction that beat the pants off of Saroj's mint chutney.
~ Amulya Malladi
I am a miserable cook but an extremely talented eater.
~ Amy Tan
The same chemicals were used in the cooking as were used on the composition of her own being: only those which caused the most violent reaction, contradiction, and teasing, the refusal to answer questions but the love of putting them, and all the strong spices of human relationship which bore a relation to black pepper, paprika, soybean sauce, ketchup and red peppers.
~ Anais Nin
Quieres que te prepare algo para comer? —Tú sólo piensas en dos cosas. No aclaró cuáles eran, pero tampoco era necesario
~ Andrea Camilleri
Leggera, la cena, ma tutto cucinato con quel tocco che il Signore rarissimamente concede agli Eletti. Montalbano non ringraziò la moglie del questore, si limitò a taliarla con gli occhi di un cane randagio al quale viene fatta una carezza.
~ Andrea Camilleri