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Quotes About Church

Was there something of the deamer, or a certain dignity, about Abel? Not a scrap. A tiny squirrel, as quick as lightning, a daredevil with every limb in a state of commotion. He would be seen simultaneously up by the church and down on the shore; he never walked if there was the faintest possibility of running. It was hurry hurry, his great boots thundering along the street.
~ Knut Hamsun
Doesn't Mr. Allan preach magnificent sermons? Mrs. Lynde says he is improving every day and the first thing we know some city church will gobble him up and then we'll be left and have to turn to and break in another green peacher. But I don't see the use of meeting trouble halfway, do you, Marilla? I think it would be better just to enjoy Mr. Allan while we have him.
~ L. M. Montgomery
I've never been to rehab, I've never been to psychotherapy or the doctor or anything like that. I went to a church and I was prayed for, and I've always had a great relationship with God.
~ Smokey Robinson
In the periods of my life when I've had least contact with the Church, I've always assumed a belief in God is a solid thing, but clearly it's a relationship; it has good days and bad days.
~ Tom Hollander
Help me, Lord, to remember that religion is not to be confined to the church... nor exercised only in prayer and meditation, but that every where I am in Thy Presence
~ Susanna Wesley
People go to church for the same reasons they go to a tavern: to stupefy themselves, to forget their misery, to imagine themselves, for a few minutes anyway, free and happy.
~ Mikhail Bakunin
Religion should be about your relationship with God, not what the church says you can and can't do.
~ Eddie Guerrero
Church and state should be separate, not only in form, but fact - religion and politics should not be mingled.
~ Millard Fillmore
Vatican II was a force that seized the mind of the Roman Catholic Church and carried it across centuries from the 13th to the 20th.
~ Lance Morrow
Leave the matter of religion to the family altar, the church, and the private school, supported entirely by private contributions. Keep the church and state forever separate.
~ Ulysses S. Grant
The church that does not evangelize will fossilize.
~ Oswald J. Smith
I don't go to church. Kneeling bags my nylons.
~ Jan Sterling
Every day people are straying away from the church and going back to God.
~ Lenny Bruce
I don't attend any particular church now. I don't believe in denominations, nor do I believe in organized religion.
~ John Henrik Clarke
I go to church strapped with a 45 glock.
~ Master P
I would sooner read five lines of the Bible than hear five masses in the "Church".
~ Anne Askew
A man is accepted into a church for what he believes and he is turned out for what he knows.
~ Mark Twain
Christ and The Church: If he were to apply for a divorce on the grounds of cruelty, adultery and desertion, he would probably get one.
~ Samuel Butler
Nothing is more dreaded than the national government meddling with religion.
~ John Adams
The Church is looking for better methods; God is looking for better men.
~ Edward McKendree Bounds
The church hates a thinker precisely for the same reason a robber dislikes a sheriff, or a thief despises the prosecuting witness.
~ Robert Green Ingersoll
I'm a Christian, but I don't believe in religion or anything like that.
~ Vanilla Ice
We have the means of evangelizing our country, but they are slumbering in the pews of our churches.
~ John Stott
I believe in God... but I don't believe in religion. Religion is used to manipulate and punish. Used in a thousand ways for profit for even in the church, money is still the 'real' God.
~ Virginia C. Andrews