Quotes About Funeral
I used to work in a funeral home to feel good about myself, just the fact that I was breathing.
~ Chuck Palahniuk
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Oh, Caddy," said Saffron miserably. "I know. It's awful. But I'm going. We all should." "It will be so sad." "You have to be sad sometimes," said Caddy. "Whatever Dad says. He may be right. Granddad probably had totally lost his marbles, but I am still sad and I'm still going to the funeral. I shall be as unhappy as I like and I shall where black.
~ Hilary McKay
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Old Claparon is dead, and his son, who has become a banker, has ordered the cheapest kind of funeral for him. That fellow has no education; they wouldn't behave like that in China.
~ Honore de Balzac
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Move it along, mate. A fast funeral is a good funeral. Ron is not completely sure what the word 'misogynist' means. He keeps forgetting to look it up in the dictionary because he doesn't have a dictionary.
~ Liane Moriarty
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This was more like a funeral, although even funerals weren't this silent as people murmured their condolences. She was paying to be here and it was worse than a funeral.
~ Liane Moriarty
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I'm sorry, Ali, but I'm not ready to make such a big decision." Laura McCloud sat at the kitchen table across from her sister the morning after their mother's funeral sipping coffee and nibbling a piece of dry toast. Her Boston home had overflowed with visitors the evening before, but she and Ali were alone now. The house was almost back in order. Leftovers filled the refrigerator shelves--not that she had much of an appetite.
~ Unknown
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However you feel about Dimebag, this is one of the most influential metal guitar players of the '90s. I was just talking to someone that I am hiring to bring on the tour who said that, when he was at the funeral, that Eddie Van Halen came and put his striped guitar in the coffin. That's a pretty big deal.
~ Glenn Danzig
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In America, burial means an embalmed body in a heavy-duty casket with a vault built over it, so that the ground doesn't settle. That body is encased in many layers of denial.
~ Caitlin Doughty
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No one thought it odd that at her funeral Elton John should perform a reworking of the song he had originally composed as hero-worship to Marilyn Monroe, for she too was an icon for a secular age and in the end icons of that kind are interchangeable.
~ Jeremy Paxman
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everything has its drawbacks, as the man said when his mother-in-law died, and they came down upon him for the funeral expenses. George
~ Jerome K. Jerome
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but there, everything has its drawbacks, as the man said when his mother-in-law died, and they came down upon him for the funeral expenses.
~ Jerome K. Jerome
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I am aware that what the body does for love is sometimes not. I celebrate reversals. I watch a funeral somewhere at sea.
~ Unknown
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Maybe lurking in my unconscious was the idea that when someone's collected poems are published it means that the poet is dead. I found myself looking at my work as if I were at my own funeral.
~ Ron Padgett
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I grew up in a secular suburban Jewish household where we only observed the religion on very specific times like a funeral or a Bar Mitzvah.
~ Jesse Eisenberg
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I grew up in the suburbs of a small town on the south coast where the only opportunity I ever got to wear anything smart was a funeral, so I had never owned a piece of clothing worth more than £40.
~ Tom Odell
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Is that a birthday? 'tis, alas! too clear; 'Tis but the funeral of the former year.
~ Alexander Pope
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You don't want to ask after the health of anyone, if you're a funeral director. They think maybe you're scouting for business.
~ Neil Gaiman
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We don't know what inscriptions Washington's nephew found on the tombs of their early Virginian ancestors. But we do know what Washington's ancestors ultimately put on his Mount Vernon tomb. Should you visit Washington's tomb at Mount Vernon, you will read "I am the resurrection and the Life." (John 11:25), the very first words of the funeral service in the Book of Common Prayer.
~ Unknown
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Anyway, they took her body to McBurney's Funeral Home in Motley. They'll be planting her tomorrow.
~ Peter Hedges
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People are usually pretty hungry after a funeral. I guess it's because we all realize that time is running out and we better eat all we can. Please don't mention that to my mother.
~ Peter Hedges
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I think about death all the time, but only in a romantic, self-serving way, beginning, most often, with my tragic illness and ending with my funeral. I see my brother squatting beside my grave, so racked by guilt that he's unable to stand. "If only I'd paid him back that twenty-five thousand dollars I borrowed," he says. I see Hugh, drying his eyes on the sleeve of his suit jacket, then crying even harder when he remembers I bought it for him.
~ David Sedaris
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Hired mourners at a funeral say and do - A little more than they whose grief is true
~ Horace
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Life should always take precedence; when a wedding meets a funeral on the road, the funeral should step aside.
~ Unknown
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The funeral of Andrew Jackson at the Hermitage was flawed when his pet parrot had to be removed because it kept squawking out the profanity Jackson had taught the foul fowl.20
~ Craig Shirley
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