Quotes About Gras

Congratulations to Prince Charles for banning foie gras from all his functions.

How was I to know your pet was a god-killer? What kind of idiot ties herself down to one of his kind? (Dionysus) Well, gee, what was I supposed to do? Hook up with Mr. All-powerful God-killer or get myself a Mardi Gras float and hang out with him? (She pointed to Camulus, who looked extremely offended by her comment.) You're such a moron. No wonder you're the patron god of drunken frat boys. (Artemis)

To want to meet an author because you like his books is as ridiculous as wanting to meet the goose because you like paté de foie gras.