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Quotes About Furniture

Aficionados of Slow design and Slow fashion use ethical and green materials to make objects - furniture, clothes, jewellery - that lift the spirit and last a lifetime rather than one catwalk season.
~ Carl Honore
I've owned more sofas than I've had husbands. Both sag in the end, but I generally fall out of love with the furniture quicker than the men.
~ Janet Street-Porter
A man should keep his little brain attic stocked with all the furniture that he is likely to use, and the rest he can put away in the lumber-room of his library, where he can get it if he wants it.
~ Arthur Conan Doyle
The goal of all persons who had houses in those days was to possess the smallest number of pieces of furniture needed to sustain life, but to make them as large and heavy and dark as possible. Accordingly, Daniel and Drake ate their potatoes and herring on a table that had the size and weight of a medieval drawbridge.
~ Neal Stephenson
It might interest you to know that our state is tired of being used as a chemical toilet so that people in Utah can have plastic lawn furniture.
~ Neal Stephenson
Marcel Breuer's armchair, with its horsehair fabric stretched taut on an armature of tubular chrome, is one of the Bauhaus designs that has remained a classic.
~ Nicholas Fox Weber
I did art; I made furniture. I didn't want to be a cliche - the Beatle's son who became a musician.
~ James McCartney
In close-nailed furniture, if the nails used are identical they have been manufactured industrially, which implies a date after 1850.
~ David Linley
No one knows why, but second only to eating the brains of the living, the dead love affordable prefab furniture.
~ Christopher Moore
IKEA," chanted the dead. "First we feast, then IKEA. First we feast, then IKEA.
~ Christopher Moore
The sofa was lumpy enough to have had a body sewed into it; stuffing spilled out of the arms where the victim had tried to escape.
~ Christopher Moore
To each memorable image you attach a thought, a label, a category, a piece of the cosmic furniture, syllogisms, an enormous sorites, chains of apothegms, strings of hypallages, rosters of zeugmas, dances of hysteron proteron, apophantic logoi, hierarchic stoichea, processions of equinoxes and parallaxes, herbaria, genealogies of gymnosophists—and so on, to infinity.
~ Umberto Eco
It had seemed a good idea at the time to order the furniture for her new home online from a chain retailer.
~ Val McDermid
I love round tables. They suit me so much better than a square." Magnus, pg. 137
~ Cassandra Clare
down. She felt weak and slightly sick. But there wasn't a stick of furniture of any kind in the place. Hastily
~ Catherine Cookson
I bought a decaffeinated coffee table — you can't even see a difference.
~ Author Unknown
So the bottom line is that home centers are even worse than lumberyards as a source for lumber. The only really good place to buy lumber is at a store where the lumber has already been cut and attached together in the form of furniture, finished, and put inside boxes.
~ Dave Barry
What did the hat say to the hatrack? You stay here and I'll go on a head.
~ James A. Michener
I love Jonathan Adler but more importantly I love throws. To clarify, a throw is not to be confused with a blanket. A blanket is to be slept under, a throw is to accent a chair or sofa and give the illusion that in some scenario someone might rest underneath it. In reality, this scenario does not exist and I never want it to.
~ Max Greenfield
I want to design jewelry for girls and guys... I'ma spread it out, but I'ma design, probably when I'm just designing furniture and buildings, I'll probably being the jewelry thing, too.
~ Tyler, The Creator
I like to hike and cook. I enjoy furniture and design - not making it, just looking at it. I'm always kind of trying to spread my interests around and try new things.
~ Kevin Bacon
If loneliness were a grape the wine would be vintage If it were a wood the furniture would be mahogany But since it is life it is Cotton Candy on a rainy day The sweet soft essence of possibility Never quite maturing from Cotton Candy on a Rainy Day
~ Nikki Giovanni
Deliver me from Swedish furniture. Deliver me from clever art. May I never be complete. May I never be content. May I never be perfect.
~ Chuck Palahniuk
People die', she says. 'People tear down houses. But furniture, fine, beautiful furniture, it just goes on and on, surviving everything.' She says, 'Armoires are the cockroaches of our culture.
~ Chuck Palahniuk