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Quotes About Furniture

The national sport of England is obstacle-racing. People fill their rooms with useless and cumbersome furniture, and spend the rest of their lives in trying to dodge it.
~ Herbert Beerbohm Tree
I don't know who tried to teach him what to do in the bedroom, but it must have been a furniture salesman.
~ Alice Walker
I grew to resent the way my father treated his furniture like children, and his children like furniture.
~ Alison Bechdel
Enemies are like furniture, aren't they? Better chosen for oneself than inherited.
~ Joe Abercrombie
I have been black and blue in some spot, somewhere, almost all my life from too intimate contacts with my own furniture.
~ Frank Lloyd Wright
Only uncomfortable chairs become antiques - the comfortable ones are worn out by hard use.
~ Jacob Braude
Only some rubbish about furniture. Helen says it alone endures while men and houses perish, and that in the end the world will be a desert of chairs and sofas — just imagine it! — rolling through infinity with no one to sit upon them.
~ E.M. Forster
So in Europe, we had empires. Everyone had them - France and Spain and Britain and Turkey! The Ottoman Empire, full of furniture for some reason. And the Austro-Hungarian Empire, famous for fuck all! Yes, all they did was slowly collapse like a flan in a cupboard.
~ Eddie Izzard
I feel very strongly that this modern fear of the home becoming non-existent can be countered only if those of us who want to be sure our little spot is really a home take very practical measures to be sure that it is just that, and not a collection of furniture sitting in some sort of enclosure being protected from wind and storm.
~ Edith Schaeffer
Theatre is life. Cinema is art. Television is furniture.
~ Anonymous
I bought a decaffeinated coffee table, you can't even see a difference.
~ Anonymous
Americans will listen, but they do not care to read. War and Peace must wait for the leisure of retirement, which never really comes: meanwhile it helps to furnish the living room. Blockbusting fiction is bought as furniture. Unread, it maintains its value. Read, it looks like money wasted. Cunningly, Americans know that books contain a person, and they want the person, not the book.
~ Anthony Burgess
Stock your mind, stock your mind. It is your house of treasure and no one in the world can interfere with it. If you won the Irish Sweepstakes and bought a house that needed furniture would you fill it with bits and pieces of rubbish? Your mind is your house and if you fill it with rubbish from the cinemas it will rot in your head. You might be poor, your shoes might be broken, but your mind is a palace.
~ Frank McCourt
Os postes da rua projetavam um reflexo pálido no teto e na parte superior dos móveis, mas ali em baixo, no local onde se encontrava, estava escuro.
~ Franz Kafka
I'm not an interior decorator; I'm a designer, and that includes the architecture. The package must be strong and controlled, the rooms aligned, and the windows positioned to make sense with the furniture. Fluff it up, and you've got big trouble.
~ Anouska Hempel
The most important thing about a TV set is to get it back against something and not out in the middle of a room where it's like a somber fellow making electronic judgments on you.
~ Bruce Jay Friedman
I always say film is art, theater is life and television is furniture.
~ Kenny Leon
She smiled up at him and put her arms around his waist. "I've had some special pieces of furniture in storage. The movers are coming tomorrow. Will you stay with me when the bed's made up?" "I will gladly stay with you in your flowery bedroom. And if I ever get rid of my houseful of offspring, you will stay with me in my bold and manly master bedroom with convenient master bath and big doorless shower." "I will." She grinned. "Muriel,
~ Robyn Carr
Aalto (Hugo) Alvar (Henrik) (1898–1976), Finnish architect and designer. He often used materials such as brick, copper, and timber in his building designs to blend with the landscape. As a designer he is known as the inventor of bent plywood furniture.
~ Angus Stevenson
It was a big room with a shag carpet, antique lamps, a cabinet TV from days when entertainment lurked in the guise of furniture
~ Sam Lipsyte
If you notice your puppy chewing furniture or wires, use a distasteful bitter-apple spray to discourage their curiosity
~ Sarah Hodgson
Set new-furniture rules. I think it best not to keep your puppy on the furniture around a new baby, but if you wait to spring this rule on your pup after the baby's home, the puppy may feel confused or anxious. Keep a short freedom line on your puppy, and if they hop on the furniture, gently guide them off, reminding them to Go to Your Place. Remember that shouting or shoving them off is interactive and suggestive of a game.
~ Sarah Hodgson
Death is a new office building filled with modern furniture, A wise thing, but which has no purpose for us.
~ John Ashbery
The chair had four arm rests, because that's what happens when someone has four arms. Leading
~ John C. Wright