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Quotes About Beverage

Beer is just dream-flavored water.
~ Internet meme
A lumberjack's best friend is a good lager.
~ Terri Guillemets ??
Decaffeinated coffee is the devil's blend.
~ Author Unknown
Decaf? No, it's dangerous to dilute my caffeine stream.
~ Author Unknown
Caffeine isn't a drug, it's a vitamin!
~ Author Unknown
Be a coffee-drinking individual — espresso yourself!
~ Author Unknown
I make serious coffee — so strong it wakes up the neighbors.
~ Author Unknown
In America you can buy bucket-sized cups of coffee in any flavor you like other than coffee-flavor.
~ Author Unknown
A yawn is a silent scream for coffee.
~ Author Unknown
Coffee is a hug in a mug.
~ Author Unknown
Coffee, n. break fluid.
~ Author Unknown
This coffee tastes like mud! Well, it was ground this morning.
~ Old Vaudeville joke
If it ain't caffeinated, it ain't coffee!
~ Author Unknown
Herbal tea tastes so much better when it's coffee.
~ Author Unknown
Coffee in England is just toasted milk.
~ Christopher Fry, 1962
Coffee is not my cup of tea.
~ Author Unknown
COFFEE. — This is probably the favorite stimulant of most Americans... Coffee has no actual food value, except for a small quantity of sugar and protein which may be dissolved form it. It should be regarded as a stimulant, therefore, not as a true food.
~ Everybody's Cook Book, 1924
I just realized I'm not a morning person — I'm a coffee person.
~ Author Unknown
Do I like my coffee black? There are other colors?
~ Author Unknown
I must get up. My coffee needs me.
~ Author Unknown
Here's to old Adam's crystal ale, Clear, sparkling, and divine, Fair H2O, long may you flow! We drink your health (in wine).
~ Oliver Herford
Water is the most essential element of life, because without it you can't make coffee.
~ Author Unknown
I'll have a triple sparkle macchiato with extra glitter.
~ Internet meme, c. 2013
I find it odd that you would voice such an unnecessary question," Gideon remarked serenely, sipping his beverage and rolling the bouquet of it over his tongue for a moment. at times I find comfort in voicing a concern just to hear the verbal assurance.
~ Jacquelyn Frank