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Quotes About Beverage

Cerevisiam Bibat! (drink beer for health)
~ Hildegard of Bingen
The superiority of chocolate (hot chocolate), both for health and nourishment, will soon give it the same preference over tea and coffee in America which it has in Spain.
~ Thomas Jefferson
Wine is the healthiest and most health-giving of drinks.
~ Louis Pasteur
Whiskey's to tough, Champagne costs too much, Vodka puts my mouth in gear. I hope this refrain, Will help me explain, As a matter of fact, I like beer.
~ Tom T. Hall
Beer is not a good cocktail-party drink, especially in a home where you don't know where the bathroom is.
~ Billy Carter
Weak coffee is the greatest sin against humanity.
~ David Letterman
Caffeine. The gateway drug.
~ Eddie Vedder
A jump lead walks into a bar. The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."
~ Tommy Cooper
Mr. Pibb is a poor imitation of Dr. Pepper. Dude didn't even get his degree.
~ Mitch Hedberg
They say the recipe for Sprite is lemon and lime. I tried to make it at home. There's more to it than that.
~ Mitch Hedberg
If a drink was ice cold, it would be impossible to drink. Because it would be solid. Here's a drink, Mitch - it's ice cold. I guess I could lick it.
~ Mitch Hedberg
Because he was English and that's what the English do under stress: they drink tea.
~ Cynthia Hand, My Lady Jane
I also drink Scotch. But I'm not picky. I'll take the victory Scotch, or the Scotch of defeat. Or the rotgut swill.
~ Rob Thomas, Mr. Kiss and Tell
These days, "getting lucky" means drinking an entire cup of COFFEE while it's still HOT!
~ Tanya Masse
Could I have a Sloe Gin Fizz, without the gin?""What's the point of that, Miss?" the waiter said."Tomorrow morning, " Mabel said.
~ Libba Bray, The Diviners
The whole point of straws, I had thought, was that you did not have to set down the slice of pizza to suck a dose of Coke while reading a paperback.
~ Nicholson Baker, The Mezzanine
Water is the most essential element in life, because without it you can't make coffee.
~ Karen Salmansohn
RICE-WATER, n. A mystic beverage secretly used by our most popular novelists and poets to regulate the imagination and narcotize the conscience.
~ Ambrose Bierce
Milk without fat is like nonalcoholic Scotch.
~ Andy Rooney
The vile beverage packed plenty of kick; he hadn't had a hangover this bad since his wedding night. His head was spinning, his eyes were blurred, and his mouth tasted like he'd been chewing on bantha fur.
~ Drew Karpyshyn
Afternoon at the Coffee Shoppe slipped into evening just as Joshua's caffeination reached the heights of the Rwandan plantations where his beverage originated.
~ Aleksandar Hemon
Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat.
~ Alex Levine
For drink, there was beer which was very strong when not mingled with water, but was agreeable to those who were used to it. They drank this with a reed, out of the vessel that held the beer, upon which they saw the barley swim.
~ Xenophon
Water is my drink.
~ Stephen Curry