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Quotes About Cleaning

The Caribbean calls upon the enslaving governments of Europe and their national institutions, all enriched and empowered by their crimes against humanity, to return to the region in order to participate in cleaning up their colonial mess.
~ Hilary Beckles
I quite like doing laundry. I find it quite like relaxing.
~ Charli XCX
I have a problem with cleaning. It's my release. I get up at 6 A.M. and clean and hoover and mop everything. Then I feel better.
~ Gail Porter
We all have rooms in our homes that could benefit from a good spring-cleaning.
~ Gabe Kapler
The worst job that I ever did, I used to have a Saturday job cleaning the dough off bread-making machines for Warburtons in Bolton. That was horrendous.
~ Paddy McGuinness
I live in the country, and I live a fairly natural, holistic life. Sometimes I get put up in hotels where they use chemical sprays to clean things, or there are chemicals used that I stay away from.
~ Melissa Leo
I don't mind dying, I'll gladly do that, but not right now, I need to clean the house first.
~ Astrid Lindgren
I was going to start a housekeeping business at one point because I'm really good at cleaning houses.
~ Britt Robertson
It was interesting to be in a position where I got to know people through cleaning their houses, but I became disenchanted.
~ Stephanie Land
One thing in space, just like home: you cannot escape housework. Every Saturday is clean-the-station day.
~ Shannon Walker
If you knew how many hidden depths I had your pretty eyes would pop right out of your winsome face. Not literally of course - that would be disgusting. I wouldn't envy the man who had to clean up a pair of popped eyes, especially given the state of this deck. I'm not sure we even have any cleaning products that work for popped eyes, although I suppose a general viscera cleaner would do the trick.
~ Gideon Defoe
couples, Lindsay had heard from too many sources, the RV life was hardly a vacation. They had to cook with mini appliances and clean tables that morphed into beds. The men mostly sat around and drank beer and poked at campfires with sticks they'd whittled to spear a marshmallow or hot dog. Even as Lindsay pulled onto
~ Gregg Olsen
Of course I was delighted the flight was over, but I still had to worry about cleaning up inside the cabin, I had to worry about the hatch, how to get in the sling, and so on.
~ Alan Shepard
I sometimes clean my ears up to five times a day. Even having buds in the same room makes me want to have a go. When I'm in India, the cheap ones freak me out because I worry they'll drop off inside my ear. In the U.K., I like Johnson's.
~ Jade Jagger
Audition is the worst thing. It's like cleaning furniture in a department store.
~ Udo Kier
Some dog I got too. We call him Egypt. Because in every room he leaves a pyramid.
~ Rodney Dangerfield
I worked at this great Toronto bar, Indian Motorcycle. I started off as the grunt. I was the guy who cleaned up the puke and the ashtrays and the garbage. Worked in front from four in the afternoon until four in the morning.
~ Diego Klattenhoff
Listen, I'll show," Stevie stands up and paces out a small area, "Here's our little sitting-room, right? Here's Lindsey and about eleven other degenerates on the ground smoking. And I am cleaning the house of our producer Keith Olsen for bread, right? This is 1971 in LA. I come walking in with my big Hoover vacuum-cleaner, my Ajax, my toilet-brush, my cleaning shoes on. And Lindsey has managed to have some idiot send him eleven ounces of opiated hash.
~ Sean Egan
You've scrubbed that kitchen within an inch of its life, haven't you?" "Actually, no. I don't have that kind of time anymore. So I hire people to do it for me. But they've passed my white glove inspection and that's all that matters to me.
~ Shelly Laurenston
Dogs display reluctance and wrath If you try to give them a bath. They bury bones in hideaways And half the time they trot sideaways.
~ Ogden Nash
When you have children your house smells very unpleasant all the time.
~ Jo Brand
Life is denied by lack of attention whether it be to cleaning windows or trying to write a masterpiece.
~ Nadia Boulanger
hair and crumbs and unidentifiable orts to be vacuumed
~ Mary Doria Russell
Higher-end detergents contain at least three digestive enzymes: amylase to break down starchy stains, protease for proteins, and lipase for greasy stains (not just edible fats but body oils like sebum). Laundry detergent is essentially a digestive tract in a box. Ditto dishwashing detergent: protease and lipase eat the food your dinner guests didn't. Credit
~ Mary Roach