Quotes About Constipation

These people who see sin everywhere are sick in their souls and, if you really press me, in their bowels. The endemic condition of the Iberian saint is chronic constipation.

At a big company, often size turns into constipation; it fogs the lens about what's really happening. Sometimes with size and success comes the notion that since we've done things to be successful, we have the formula and can institutionalize it. That can be death.

It's the business of movies, it's the fights that go along with the level of budget, and more than anything, it's the creative constipation of having to live with one idea for two or three years. It's just not that fun.

We Don't Get Enough Fiber: We know that the word "fiber" is something you may associate with old age, constipation, or both. But the fact is that Americans don't get enough of this colon-cleansing form of carbohydrates. This low-fiber diet is directly related to our high incidence of hemorrhoids

Another intruder that plagues our good health is sleeplessness. Insomnia is much like constipation in that stress or nervous tension can bring it on or aggravate it until there's almost no coping with it. That's why you find sleeping pills in so many medicine cabinets next to the laxatives.

Constipation was one of the things she hated most in the world, on par with despicable men who commit domestic violence and narrow-minded religious fundamentalists.

The world's only all comprehensive theory of imperial conquest: the constipation hypothesis, or the shit-glory affinity.

Dog's constipated," said Bert the Shirt. "Who isn't?" said the Godfather.

Nessuna saggezza di vita resiste a tre giorni di stitichezza.

Why are you worrying about YOU-KNOW-WHO, when you should be worrying about YOU-NO-POO? The constipation sensation that's gripping the nation!

One of the first affirmations to use is: "I am willing to release the NEED for the resistance, or the headache, or the constipation, or the excess weight, or the lack of money or whatever." Say: "I am willing to release the need for. . ." If you are resisting at this point, then your other affirmations cannot work.

I don't like to take a shit every day. But to stay healthy I have to. Sometimes I'm constipated, sometimes I have diarrhea. But I must shit or I'll die. So it is with the press; messy, undignified, but absolutely essential to a healthy nation. Unfortunately, some of the journalists are like hemorrhoids, they contribute nothing, block progress, and are a great pain in the ass.

Yes, fiber supplements can help with constipation, but all the other purported benefits didn't seem to materialize. Studies associating high fiber intake with lower risk of disease and death relate only to fiber from food intake rather than from fiber isolates or supplements.

acupressure to relieve ulcer pain, menstrual cramps, lower back aches, constipation, and indigestion.

Constipation predominant IBS - The methane connection.