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Quotes About Cats

For some reason, cats are usually addressed familiarly, though no cat has ever drunk bruderschaft with anyone.
~ Mikhail Bulgakov
Cat Hats: Sixteen Paper Hats to Put on Your Unsuspecting Kitty.
~ Mindy Kaling
Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well.
~ Unknown
Where to, Ona?" Belle asked, slowing down. They were on a first-name basis now, united in female solidarity after a twenty-minute conversation about cats. How women cemented alliances over less than nothing impressed him anew.
~ Monica Wood
The foolish man thinks cats can only have cat food. The wise man knows they are allowed a little salami.
~ Unknown
even if he had to coax her kiss by slow kiss. Cats were good at coaxing. It was only a more sensual aspect of their favorite game—stalking.
~ Nalini Singh
Ya te lo dije: me encanta tu abuela, me encantan los gatos de la cocina y tu madre, aunque no la conozca muy bien, y me encantan tus plantas y tu cuarto y tú, excepto cuando te pones idiota y te preocupas tanto por que no me vaya a gustar… ¡lo que sea!
~ Nancy Garden
The first day, I stood in the kitchen leaning against the counter watching Annie feed the cats, and I knew I wanted to be able to do that forever: stand in kitchens watching Annie feed cats. Our kitchens. Our cats.
~ Nancy Garden
A belief in invisible cats cannot be logically disproved," although it does "tell us a good deal about those who hold it."19
~ Naomi Oreskes
The writer C. S. Lewis once characterized this style of argument: "The very lack of evidence is thus treated as evidence; the absence of smoke proves that the fire is very carefully hidden."18 Such arguments are effectively impossible to refute, as Lewis noted. "A belief in invisible cats cannot be logically disproved," although it does "tell us a good deal about those who hold it."19 The
~ Naomi Oreskes
Name the different kinds of people,' said Miss Lupescu. 'Now.' Bod thought for a moment. 'The living,' he said. 'Er. The dead.' He stopped. Then, '... Cats?' he offered, uncertainly.
~ Neil Gaiman
Anyone who believes what a cat tells him deserves all he gets.
~ Neil Gaiman
As soon as I open this door, I'll be free. FREE! No more goofy cats screaming in my face and eating my shoes. No more biting and scratching and chasing me down the street. Outside this door is a big, wonderful world where goofy cats don't turn into furry whirlwinds that hit me on the head with a spatula. And soon I will be a part of that world once again!
~ Unknown
Pulcheria Ivanovna reached out her hand to stroke her; but the ungrateful animal had evidently become too well used to robber cats, or adopted some romantic notion about love and poverty being better than a palace, for the cats were as poor as church-mice.
~ Nikolai Gogol
Cats learned how to fly that evening,...
~ Obert Skye
His own clothes were simple but always clean and neat. When some hippies argued that this was not "natural," Omori said nothing but pointed to a nearby cat, busy cleaning and smoothing its fur.
~ Unknown
After all, a woman who doesn't love cats is never going to be make a man happy.
~ Orhan Pamuk
If the cat waits for long hours, silent beside the crack of the wainscot, it is for pure pleasure. Cats do not keep the mice away; it is my belief that they preserve them for the chase.
~ Unknown
Never wear anything that panics the cat.
~ P. J. O'Rourke
I've found that the way a person feels about cats-and the way they feel about him or her in return-is usually an excellent gauge by which to measure a person's character
~ P.C. Cast
Cats can work out mathematically the exact place to sit that will cause most inconvenience.
~ Pam Brown
Cats are true carnivores. While you may choose a vegetarian lifestyle, don't assume it's healthier for your cat also. Cats aren't able to convert beta-carotene into vitamin A the way we can. They must get vitamin A from animal tissue (called preformed A). Cats are also unable to convert linoleic acid (an essential fatty acid) to arachidonic acid the way dogs can so they must get preformed arachidonic acid from its only source—animal tissue.
~ Unknown
Limit catnip to once or twice a week.
~ Unknown
Their shadows sported over the hills like cats, chasing the sunlight over sparkling granite and dull slate, the bright dry grass and the small hidden gleams of water.
~ Pamela Dean