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Quotes About Lemons

Lemonade is not just made of lemons. It's barely lemons! It's mostly water and sugar! Life didn't give us that.
~ Ryan Higa
It's what I'll be singing in the morning. It won't be God Save the Ruddy King or All Things bleeding Bright and Beautiful. It'll be Orange and Lemons for Big Joe, for all of us.
~ Michael Morpurgo
Before dawn, the air smelled of lemons.
~ Luanne Rice, The Lemon Orchard
Why is it lemon juice contains mostly artificial ingredients but dishwashing liquid contains real lemons?
~ Steven Wright
Oranges and lemons Say the bells of St Clements You owe me five farthings, Say the bells of St Martin's When will you pay me Say the bells of Old Bailey When I grow rich Say the bells of Shoreditch When will that be Say the bells of Stepney I do not know Says the great bell of Bow
~ Edward Rutherfurd
We are living in a world today where lemonade is made from artificial flavors and furniture polish is made from real lemons...
~ Alfred E. Newman
Any waste stream in our society can be turned into a revenue stream. It's turning the lemons in our society into lemonade.
~ Billy Parish
Another way I like to barbecue king salmon is as a whole fish stuffed, literally to the gills, with sweet onions, sliced lemons, and summer sage.
~ Tom Douglas
Life gave me lemons, then I met you and you had Vodka. Now my life is a party.
~ anmol gandhi
Their storytelling grew richer. One evening, Ali was consumed by a memory. She saw three ripe lemons on the wooden cutting board in her mother's kitchen, right down to the sunlight spangling off their pores. She heard her mother singing while they rolled pie dough in a storm of flour.
~ Jeff Long
Summer for prose and lemons, for nakedness and languor, for the eternal idleness of the imagined return, for rare flutes and bare feet, and the August bedroom of tangled sheets.
~ Derek Walcott
When life gives you lemons, throw them at the zombies.
~ Bruce Campbell
If the dreamlike visions were stripped of all pretense of order and meaning, then they could safely ignore them. According to the rules: "If I do not remember it, it means, it was not worth remembering." In the jargon of the dreamers these dreams are called "lemons".
~ Andrzej Sapkowski
What's lemonade? Something you make out of lemons. And what's a crusade? Something you make out of crosses—a course of gratuitous violence motivated by an obsession with unanalyzed symbols.
~ Aldous Huxley
A New Orleans credo: When life gives you lemons--make daiquiris.
~ Chris Rose
The summer has seized you, as when, last month in Amalfi, I saw lemons as large as your desk-side globe- that miniature map of the world- and I could mention, too, the market stalls of mushrooms and garlic bugs all engorged. Or I even think of the orchard next door, where the berries are done and the apples are beginning to swell. And once, with our first backyard, I remember I planted an acre of yellow beans we couldn't eat.
~ Anne Sexton
If life hands you lemons,keep them. Because, hey, free lemons.-T-Shirt
~ Darynda Jones
Oranges and lemons,Say the bells of St. Clement's.You owe me five farthings,Say the bells of St. Martin's.When will you pay me?Say the bells of Old Bailey.When I grow rich,Say the bells of Shoreditch.
~ Anonymous: Nursery Rhymes
We are living in a world today where lemonade is made from artificial flavors and furniture polish is made from real lemons. ALFRED E. NEWMAN
~ John D. Ivanko
Lemons clean everything. It's the greatest disinfectant.
~ Sandra Bullock
Oranges and lemons,' say the bells of St Clement's, 'You owe me three farthings,' say the bells of St Martin's, 'When will you pay me?' say the bells of Old Bailey, 'When I grow rich,' say the bells of Shoreditch.   'You
~ George Orwell
Madame Altamont was leaving for a holiday. With her characteristic concern for propriety and orderliness, she emptied her refrigerator and gave the left-overs to the concierge: two ounces of butter, a pound of fresh green beans, two lemons, half a pot of redcurrant jam, a dab of fresh cream, a few cherries, a port of milk, a few bits of cheese, various herbs, and three Bulgarian-flavour yoghurts.
~ Georges Perec
We are living in a world today where lemonade is made from artificial flavors and furniture polish is made from real lemons.
~ Alfred Newman
And the boy whose hair remained the color of lemons forever.
~ Markus Zusak