Quotes About Unexpected

Okay. Let's see what we've got. He lifted up her foot and said, Well, what we've got here is a freakin' boat. Really? She slammed her heel against the side of his face, snapping his head to one side. How big are they now, Mitch? Rubbing the abused side of his face, Dainty little elf feet? Exactly.

Blayne turned her head to look at Gwen, but caught sight of Dee-Ann standing behind them. Ahh! Where the hell did you come from? Momma says from the love she shares with my daddy, Dee calmly replied.

my nose bled like a firework

Death is always incongruous.

You'll never see the moments coming that will for ever mutilate your life-at least not until after they've mowed you down. -Savitar

Where are you anyway? (Acheron) I don't know. I hear some godawful kind of music from outside, horns blaring, and I'm in a house with a Mohawk cuckoo bird, a transvestite, and a knife-wielding lunatic. (Valerius) Why are you at Tabitha's? (Acheron)

Nothing is ever truly set by fate. In one blink, everything changes. Even though it should be a clear, sunny day, the softest whisper into the wind can become a hurricane that destroys everything it touches. (Acheron)

Have you ever noticed that salvation, much like your car keys, is usually found where and when you least expect it? (Acheron)

I didn't even know he knew any mellow shit. Dear gods…is he ill? (Urian) I don't know. In nine thousand years, I've never seen him like this before. (Alexion) I'm beginning to get scared. This has to be a sign of the Apocalypse. If he breaks out into Air Supply, I say we sneak up on him, drag him outside and beat the holy shit out of him. (Urian)

As Ash left the house, the back door slammed shut, catching the tail end of his long black coat. Ash jerked to a stop and cursed. Nick howled with laughter at the sight of Acheron trapped.) Don't it take the bad-ass right out of you? (Nick) (Ash arched a brow. The door opened by itself, freeing his coat, then it slammed shut again. Nick sobered instantly.) And that puts it right back in you. (Nick)

I need dating advice. Fast...Julian, how did you meet your wife? Julian shrugged. My brother the sex god cursed me into a book for two thousand years. Grace got drunk on her birthday and summoned me out of it. Vane rolled his eyes. That's useless. Kyrian? What about you? I woke up handcuffed to Amanda. Vane could work with that. So I need to get a set of handcuffs?

Oh yeah, this was so comforting. Like a porcupine in a condom factory.' (Danger)

So how do you know him? (Shahara) I knocked on his door one day and said, 'Hi, I'm here to rob you. Hope you don't mind. Oh, and by the way, will you be my friend?' (Syn)

Hey, Ms. P, Tad called, what's going on? She let out a slow breath before she answered. You won't believe this... Brian Murrey tried to eat Scott Morgan. Nick's eyes widened at the unexpected explanation. Had he heard that right?

Amanda - Oh God, I just kissed a vampire! Kyrian - Oh Gods, I just kissed a human!

I don't know, Valerius said. I hear some godawful kind of music from outside, horns blaring, and I'm in a house with a mohawk cuckoo bird, a transvestite, and a knife-weilding lunatic. Why are You at Tabitha's? Acheron asked

You know, there are just some things you never expect to face even on this job. A flying primate that shoots fire out its nose is one of them.

Tell me, what smells like shit and screams like a girl? (Syn) (He shot the Partini in the knee.) That's right. You. (Syn)

You'll never see the moments coming that will forever mutilate your life—at least not until after they've mowed you down. —SAVITAR Acheron

Yeah, well, don't worry about it. I've never met a Daimon yet I couldn't take. (Wulf) Guess again, little brother. You just met one, and trust me, he's not like any you've ever met before. He makes Desiderius look like a pet hamster. (Acheron)

What are you doing here?! (Aimee) Come to inadvertently insult you some more apparently. Who knew? (Fang)

Good grief, Fury, warn me if you're going to jump in here naked. (Bride)

Speaking of, her family is due in any minute to claim her body. What am I supposed to tell them when we can't give the body over? Again, I don't think 'oops' will quite cover it. (Tate)

Um, guys, I hate to interrupt whatever weirdness you two are partaking in, but we have a situation in here you might want to check on. (Phobos)