Quotes About Unexpected

Life is a sweet mistake that happened when the world wasn't looking.

killing rats wasn't in my job description.

He didn't broadcast it, but Archie Leach once worked in Nashville on a bill with four performing seals.

Congratulations! We're reverse burglars, here to give you fifty gold solari!

He should have died a few seconds later. It was Jean, as usual, who had other plans.

A man walks into a bar with a giraffe and they proceed to get loaded. The giraffe drinks so much it passes out on the floor. The man gets up and heads for the door when the bartender yells, "Hey! You can't leave that lyin' there!" The drunk replies, "That's no lion! It's a giraffe.

Q: What's the definition of surprise? A: A fart with a lump in it.

That sure as fuck ain't no cow

Did you just smack me in the face with a fish?" "I did." "Why did you just smack me in the face with a fish, Danny?

I got tackled once in a movie theater. I was with my mom and brother, and then suddenly I got hit from behind and sort of sprawled out on the candy counter.

The fact of the matter is that the most unexpected and miraculous thing in my life was the arrival in it of poetry itself - as a vocation and an elevation almost.

I guess maybe the only time I met George Wallace was when - at a boy scout meeting in Montgomery, and he met 10 or 15 of us from different areas. I'm not sure why I was there.

Just when you think you've got Arranged figured out, time and again Catherine McKenzie delivers the flawless, unexpected twist that keeps you glued to the book.

I became an actor kind of by accident. I was in musical theater and I got a job as an actor in a play and kept going. But I never set out to be an actor; it happened over time.

I became an actor by accident. I suppose I figured since I was in musical comedy from the time I was a teenager, I suppose I figured that I'd always been in that world to some extent.

Dad is a really surprising guy. Every time I think he's going to be useless, he ends up doing something amazing and saying exactly the right thing.

I had the greatest time on Broadway and made friends I never expected to make!

Rainy day savings are incredibly important, because from time to time, bad things happen. And if you're not prepared for that, it's going to be really terrible.

Grief, a type of sadness that most often occurs when you have lost someone you love, is a sneaky thing, because it can disappear for a long time, and then pop back up when you least expect it.

Oh, why will parents always appear at the wrong time? Some extraordinary mistake in nature, I suppose.

We don't have much time. Mel will be out of the restroom soon." "You've got a magician named Mel?

You suddenly find yourself somewhere and you wonder, how did I get in this room? That happens to me all the time, every day!

I'm glad I came. I didn't think I would be. But it's good to see you… one more time. Not as sad as I'd thought it would be.

Did you love Annie right away, Finnick?" I ask. "No." A long time passes before he adds, "She crept up on me.