Quotes About Unexpected

I never thought, growing up, I'd be a TV host.

I had never, ever thought about being on any 'Real Housewives' show, so it was interesting to actually be on one.

No one would have ever thought College GameDay would be coming to the University of Houston, I know that.

There's this weird kind of coming-in-from-left-field thing going on, and I love it - I am a huge fan of Christopher Durang.

I never thought 'Sodapop Curtis' would announce my retirement. I always thought I would be the one to announce it. I'm a huge fan of the movie, but that caught me way off guard. I can't explain it.

It's rare that you discover something by accident that resonates with your sense of humour.

People will be surprised to learn that I've got a sense of humour.

así fue como apareció, de la nada, mientras Rand rogaba por el regreso de su hija: una sonrisa de asesino.

So there it came, out of nowhere, as Rand begged for his daughter's return: a killer smile.

We Got Llamas!" Odd words to see in neon.

Three morbidly obese hill people on motorized scooters are between me and my morning coffee.

Sometimes it's not such a terrible thing to have a ghost in your phone.

I took a bite of gummy worm, but the candy turned to acid in my mouth. (Take it from a guy who actually understood the chemical process behind that.)

No problem." She reaches into her pocket, pulls out a thick wad of cash, and stuffs it into the cup holder between us. I'm so amazed that I nearly steer off the road into a telephone pole. "Where'd all that money come from?" She shrugs. "People can't get enough of those Thin Mints.

Turns out C. J. Rackoff is allergic to peanut butter. Who knew? And I love peanut butter.

In this I resemble God at the moment he created the universe with a single fart.

Dan was in store for a ride bumpier than any game of Quidditch could ever be.

He sat heavily down on a tall tubular adjustable chair, which shortened suddenly under his weight and split him on the floor. Somebody always leaves a banana-skin on the scene of a tragedy.

It went okay. Kaye shifted her eyes to one side and shrugged. Rachel Browning tried to pull down my shorts. Did she succeed? Cross asked. Got them down to my curlies, Kaye said. The young men looked ready to appear shocked, should Cross be. Cross laughed. Jesus, Kaye. I never know what I'm going to hear from you. You drive my PR folks nuts.

You could not accept our judgment, could not bear up under your inferiority, so you reached out and did what we never expected from those we gave design and life and the change that is thought.

His urbane hauteur had given way to a genuinely angry expression. Evidently he didn't appreciate having his well-laid plans compromised by an unexpected influx of walking corpses. To be fair, who did?

The thing about kicking open a door to the past is that sometimes what's behind it comes out under its own power.

something new every time." The sound of forest insects comes from the phone. Then the screen lights up with the green sweep of my backyard. Even from the kitchen counter, I can see Jet's naked body sitting astride mine on the patio steamer chair. "That didn't come off Pornhub," Paul says. "That's the real deal.

lot. She saw a guy carrying a small suitcase out