Quotes About Unexpected

It will happen when you're not looking for it. Love likes to take you by surprise.

Working in comedies is not something I set out to do. But, I love it. I've taken some improv classes here and there, but I don't consider myself a comedian by any means.

As the audience, I always love to get to a point where, surprisingly, I find myself in a secret friendship allegiance with the characters that are unexpected.

It would have been magical I was sure, if I hadn't caught my marshmallow on fire and dropped it on his shoe.

One doesn't fall in love... one digs a hole for himself to trip in... claiming he didn't see it coming

Hard to call it a party without sardines.

You said you wanted my story? Well, I was swallowed by a hippopotamus. Except I didn't go into the hippo, I ended up in a tree. Then I sort of wandered here.

Rachel opened her mouth to respond, but the head cut her off.

Sometimes good things come in small, dented packages.

I passed what I thought was a Halloween parade, which was disorienting since I was fairly sure this was May. When I stopped on the corner of Sixteenth Street and made a closer inspection it turned out to be something called a "Gay Pride Parade," which made my stomach turn.

Did you know I was born in a Holiday Inn.

People often surprise me, but not usually in a good way.

As it turned out, he was wrong about that. The last guest didn't show up until we were eating our dessert. That was when the ghost sat down in the empty chair-directly across from me.

We've gone on holiday by mistake

he had a tail. A bear's tail, short and waggily and not at all in keeping with the general size and ferocity of him. Except it was, because bears, after all, were large and ferocious. But they were also round through the waist and hip, whereas the Beast narrowed more like a lion. I might have expected a longer, lashing tail, but not the stubbly little thing that stuck out from the back of his trousers. I

For in hope's absence, a miracle arrived

Just when we think we have our own stories figured out, heroes arise in the most unexpected places.

Whatever happens, I'm glad we ate that bleeping lizard.

Mickey Cray was surprised to learn that Derek Badger didn't want any of his captive critters on location. Mickey had never wrangled for a nature show that used only wild animals, nor had he ever encountered a person less qualified than Derek to handle untamed specimens.

At heart Chaz Perrone was irrefutably a cheat and a maggot, but he had always shunned violence as dutifully as a Quaker elder. Nobody who knew him, including his few friends, would have imagined him capable of homicide. Chaz himself was somewhat amazed that he'd actually gone through with it.

Ellis dutifully opens the top half of the bisected lid... and there's Jimmy Stoma. All things considered, he looks pretty darn spiffy. Better, in fact, than he did on some of his album covers. He's so lean and fit, you wouldn't guess he once outweighed Meat Loaf.

Satan follows me through the door, flops down on the rug, and farts.

The final puzzled look on the man's face suggested that he was not expecting to be gored by a giant stuffed fish head.

Unattached and aimless, these old men are always infatuated with little certainties and regularities such as those that ordered the life of Mr. Krupper as seen from outside. Habit is living. Anything unexpected reminds them of death. (Hard Candy)