Quotes About Unexpected

My eyes flew open, and I pushed back against rock-hard shoulders. I let out a little squeak of horror. It's me, said a familiar voice. ...Eric, what are you doing here? Snuggling.

My bodyguard was mowing the lawn in a pink bikini when the body fell from the sky.

Look, how come he showed up now? When you have other fairies in the woods? And does that sound crazy when you say it out loud, or what?

Pam. Listen.' 'The phone is pressed to my ear. Speak.' 'Appius Livius Ocella just dropped in.' 'Fuck a zombie!' - Sookie & Pam, Dead in the Family, Charlaine Harris

Pam said, Sookie, I brought you something, too. I never thought I'd want to spend time with a human, but you're more tolerable than most ...

Then I happened upon a whore.

For a moment they all looked at Dermot incredulously, as if he'd just announced he was going to birth a kangaroo.

If he had two thoughts at the same time, they would throw a surprise party. Martin Bartel regarding a less than stellar intellect, to his wife Roe Teagarden in A Fool and His Honey

If he had two thoughts at one time, they'd throw a surprise party

Hey, Sookie," Holly said, pausing on her way to the back to fetch her purse. "You'll be at the wedding, right?" "Sure, wouldn't miss it." "Would you mind serving the punch?" This was an honor—not as big an honor as being a bridesmaid, but still significant. I'd never expected such a thing. "I'd be glad to," I said, smiling.

Shall we stay out here, so we won't wake your friends? It was news to me that our conversation was going to last that long. Apparently, Bill hadn't come over just to borrow a cup of blood.

A peremptory knock on the front door made me jump.

This directing thing just sort of fell my way and landed in my lap.

I landed the role in 'Caddyshack' auditioning, like everybody else. It wasn't a role I thought I'd get, so I had nothing to lose.

I started out with a dream to make a star in a jar in my garage, and I ended up meeting the President of the United States!

You can't do the end of the world in a conventionally dramatic way or Boy Meets Girl way.

I work with gang members, and I feel a kind of affinity and gift, even. But who would've thunk it, you know? I mean, I didn't anticipate it.

People seem surprised by what a giggly mess I can become.

I found my prince - he's a hockey player and we met at an NHL event, the last place I'd ever expect to meet someone, but there he was.

I never thought in my whole life of becoming a heavy metal singer, but it just happened because I took the challenge.

As always, my influences are diverse and not what you might expect from a 'heavy metal' artist.

Nothing is better than the moment you have Michael Bolton dressed as Forrest Gump and you see it in action.

Anything can happen with Mike Lindell.

After the Champions League final in 2007... I would never have thought I would have finished my career in Milan!