Quotes About Unexpected

I caught my wife in bed with another man and I was crushed. So I said, "Get off of me, you two!"

I woke up in bed with a man and a cat. The man was a stranger; the cat was not

Real life is much stranger than fiction, man.

The man recovered of the bite, The dog it was that died.

There is no sweeter pleasure than to surprise a man by giving him more than he hopes for.

A man was found dead covered in sprinkles, strawberry sauce and a flake. Reports said he may have topped himself.

It is you!" the man exclaimed. "We thought you weren't coming for another week!" "Ashe," Sarene mumbled, "who is this lunatic and what does he want with me?

The stupidity of a stupid man is exercised in a restricted field; the stupidity of an intelligent man has a much wider diffusion, and a far greater effect, aided as it is by the element of surprise.

The New York State Freeway's closed, man. Far out!

As I said earlier, life happens, and you will inevitably run into a situation that you simply could not plan for at some point in your life. Although you may not be able to plan for the event itself, the best that you can do is ensure that you are financially prepared to handle it and reduce or eliminate any additional stress from an already stressful situation.

Visiting Australia again, I thought, might not be a bad idea. How could I have known then that my decision would result, only a short time later, in a chance meeting with the man who would change my life.

I promise I won't eat you. Unless you die. If you die I'm going to eat you.

Has a confrontational ring to it, doesn't it? Like saying, the sky is rubber, or, your foot's a hippopotamus.

He'd been wrong, there was a light at the end of the tunnel, and it was a flamethrower.

We dream our dreams, and sometimes they take us to places we never anticipate. But they are our dreams, and we go where they lead.

There's that unpredictability factor, that chance that something completely unexpected - something amazing - could happen. That's what makes life an adventure. Sometimes you just have to jump in and trust the universe.

And that was it. That's how disaster comes, without any fanfare

I bussen erfar vi ofta exotiska dofter, från gorgonzola till döda ormar

It's not a party until the fire department shows up.

Get the eggs Get the flan in the face

I first came across Chadron, Nebraska, by accident in 1994.

With ShamWow, I had to become my own distributor because no one wanted it. Out of necessity you become something you're not expecting. It was actually a blessing.

You know, I find it so difficult being a... as a matter of fact, little do people know that most of the leading members of the cast have a background that they would never expect them to have, and play the show they did.

I can't believe I've met the royal family. It's, like, one of those things you never expect to do in your life.