Quotes About Unexpected

Hello loneliness my old friend. I've come to say goodbye. They broke me in an unexpected way, with that hug.

I believe that life always has a way of surprising you, for better or for worse, And that you always have a choice as to how the story ends...

A day can start out ordinary and end up being in the top ten. —Joe Bunch

No one would think he'd make such a beautiful corpse.

here he dug in his pockets and produced a thimble, a root, two empty tin cans, three Indian arrowheads, an apple peeler, a dried-up boll weevil, and a bent pocketknife.

Instead, she threw her head back and laughed, displaying a mouth full of gums and one sole yellow tooth, which stood out like a clump of butter on a plate.

You think you're prepared. You think you've done everything you're supposed to, study hard, work hard, keep yourself out of trouble, and then—whoosh! Something arrives out of the blue that you never saw coming. Something you never even imagined. Something that'll knock your little world off its axis. Something that'll either change your life for the better, or end it forever. Chaos.

Jesus Christ walks into a hotel... He hands the innkeeper three nails and he asks... Can you put me up for the night

I didn't know a van could go up on two wheels like that, for so long. -Nudge

Jackpot, Max! Jackpot! It was Fang and he was giggling hysterically. For those of you just joining us, Fang doesn't giggle, esspecially hysterically.

I flipped down the visor so I could check myself in the mirror, and something small and heavy dropped into my lap. I froze, my breath stuck in my throat. What—? Gingerly, I looked down. It wasn't a grenade. It was a key ring. One key was for this van. I looked at it blankly. "Well, that'll simplify things," Fang said.

A vet! I started laughing weakly and had to sit on the edge of the tub. A vet. Wait till they found out how appropriate that was.

I moved to leave, and Dylan actually grabbed me by my shoulders. I was so surprised that I forgot to karate-chop his elbows and break his arms.

He grinned at me so unexpectedly I forgot to flap for a second and dropped several feet.You looove me, he crooned smugly holding his arms out wide, he added,You love me this much.

Bizarre! That's the only word I can use to describe life sometimes. Just freaking bizarre.

It's so strange. Everything can be going alone just great, and then one day, whack, you're blindsided-- a lousy, crammy blow you didn't see coming.

I don't know why, but life is usually more complicated than the plans that we make.

There was another thing I hadn't counted on. And that was falling in love, as fast and irrevocably as you would fall off a cliff, and realizing that loving someone might mean to simultaneously want to slug them and hold them and possibly have to watch them die.… I hadn't counted on that.

Irony sort of reaches up and slaps you in the face sometimes, doesn't it?

Don't you just hate it when you go to a friend's funeral and you get kidnapped?

I was speechless. Which is, as you know, very rare.

You know the pop is coming, but damn if it don't always surprise you.

When it rains cats, it pours kittens too

I know you might not believe this, but slogging through a foreign European forest in the dead of night with an ex-Eraser, a talking dog, and two kids who depend on you for their lives—well, not as much fun as you'd think. But