Quotes About Unexpected

That awkward moment when you jump out a window because your friend jumped out a window, then you remember that your other friend can fly.

Then, finally , we were ready to charge in and save Sadie, and she rides up in a limousine driven by an ugly dwarf in a swimsuit, and she accuses us of being late. So when she told us the dwarf was driving us to Russia, I was like, Whatever. And I got into the car.

We'd just released a zebra in Las Vegas.

Jason looked like her was trying to figure out an equation. Let me get this straight. Your table ran away ... because you polished him with windex.

These times make for strange friends and unexpected enemies.

Somewhere behind me, Zia yelled, Hippo! Which I thought was a little late. ~Carter Kane

I guess it wasn't everyday they see a yellow lifeboat with no engine going a hundred knots an hour, manned by three kids.

Nico laughed, which I didn't know he was capable of.

Back up shall we? When my brother, the crazy chicken warrior, turned into a falcon and went up the pyramid's chimney with his new friend, the fruit bat, he left me playing nurse to two very wounded people—which I didn't appreciate, and which I wasn't particularly good at.

Why are we being chased by evil espresso drinks?!

Whasthat! Um ... those are the toilets.

Enchiladas! Grover said. I wasn't sure where that came from, but it didn't seem to help much.

The end of the world started when a Pegasus landed on the hood of my car.

WHEN SHE RECOUNTED her dream for Percy, the ship's toilets exploded.

I don't recall meeting Greek demigods in any of those places. Still, when one has dealt with magical baboons, goddess cats and dwarfs in Speedos, one can't be surprised very easily.

That's what happens to snow in texas lady. It. Freakin. Melts

I'm just a repair guy who can throw the occasional fireball.

Cupid, Jason called, where are you? 'Where you least expect me,' Cupid answered. 'As love always is.

The sign read MOUSE PASS GAS Frank: That's wrong

A girl from nowhere Completes my embarrassment Stupid bananas

Damien Vesper Didn't plan on killing anyone today

What an extraordinary few hours—from Holloway first thing, to being assaulted and robbed on Regent Street, not to mention being recruited to spy on the notorious Cokers by Frobisher the previous day. The Library could not compete.

Surprise?" she said when she eventually tracked him down. "It is," he said. They had hugged warily, as if one of them might have a knife.

She had taken the wrong path, opened the wrong door, and was unable to find her way back. Suddenly