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Quotes About Unexpected

So three Bagmen and a slaver go into a bar . . ." Finn began as the wails grew closer. Selena whipped her head around, hissing, "Are you serious, Magician? They're almost here." "What?" Finn whispered. "Just because we're about to be swarmed by bloodthirsty zombies doesn't mean we can't have a laugh." Matthew made a eureka! hand gesture. "Zomedy!" "Damn straight, Matto.
~ Kresley Cole
Tell me about the vampire, or not, dove. But none of us really wants to be here." "I'll tell you," Nïx said, her gaze rapt on his horns. "But only if you let me lick your rock-hard horns." "Nïx!" Regin's attention snapped back to this conversation. Eyes wide, Nïx cried, "Who said that?? I didn't say that!
~ Kresley Cole
Shit just got real.
~ Kresley Cole
He's tempted to beat your location out of me. But you asked him to keep me safe.— I thought you couldn't read Dee-vee-oh well. —Doesn't take a Fool to foresee this! Jack Deveaux talks with fists.— You sound almost admiring. —Jack is . . . unexpected.— Unexpected? That was something for a psychic to say. Even I didn't know what Jack would do if his back was against the wall.
~ Kresley Cole
Enjoy a bounty if one falls in your lap. Savor it if it was lost by a careless man.
~ Kresley Cole
I'm not a bunny, Rydstrom. And is that bark?" With a laugh, she said, "Good gods, you brought me bark to gnaw on!
~ Kresley Cole
When a group of young females had asked her what one should name her horse, she'd answered, "I like the sound of Fellatio." When Rydstrom had confronted Sabine about it, she'd said, "Do you know how priceless it was to hear that demoness sigh, 'I love my Fellatio'? Even gold can't buy moments like that!
~ Kresley Cole
Well, if it isn't Nucking Futs Nïx," he muttered to himself as she parked the wheezing car. Never had Cade seen such an abused Bentley. There were dings in the body, mud all over the tires, smoke tendrils rising from the hood, and at least two bullet holes. A Garfield doll was stuck to the rear window.
~ Kresley Cole
Jock byl vmžiku u mne a vnutil mi do ztuhlých prst? jednu ze svých proslulých brandy se sodou. (Tajemství proslulých Jockových brandy se sodou spo?ívá v tom, že je dÄ›lá bez sody; je to jednoduchý trik, který si každý snadno osvojí.)
~ Kyril Bonfiglioli
An unsuspected enemy is doubly dangerous.
~ L. Frank Baum
The beauty of life is its sudden changes. No one knows what is going to happen next, and so we are constantly being surprised and entertained.
~ L. Frank Baum
A lobster spilled some soup on Cap'n Bill's bald head and made him yell for a minute, because it was hot and he had not expected it
~ L. Frank Baum
It's the thing we don't expect, Billina, that usually happens, observed the girl, thoughtfully.
~ L. Frank Baum
No one intended to leave Martha alone that afternoon, but it happened that everyone was called away, for one reason or another.
~ L. Frank Baum
Nails and nuggets! roared the King; how dare you bring that beast here and enter my presence unannounced? There wasn't anybody to announce me, replied Betsy. I guess your folks were all busy. Are you conquered yet? No! shouted the King, almost beside himself with rage.
~ L. Frank Baum
get lost, Dorothy. It's the thing we don't expect, Billina, that usually happens, observed the girl, thoughtfully.
~ L. Frank Baum
I fell in love with you. I didn't do it on purpose
~ L.J. Smith
Emailing a meaningful photograph to someone who is not expecting it can change a relationship forever.
~ Nick Kelsh
Something that's unsustainable, like a dysfunctional relationship, can go on longer than you expect, and then end faster and messier than you think.
~ Peter R. Orszag
I'm a nerd. I'm a little guy... the last guy you'd expect in a romantic movie.
~ Chris Rock
If you're going to do a romantic comedy it was about housing it in something that we haven't seen before.
~ George Clooney
Things so seldom go exactly the way we plan.
~ Avery Flynn, Bang
I knew I would lose my job when I accidentally set fire to my best friend's house.
~ Kathy Bryson
i smile. things taken for granted have a way of catching you offguard when you least expect it, and then you're taken by what the portuguese calls saudade, a sense of longing for something, someone not there anymore.
~ Yeow Kai Chai