Quotes About Cat

Watch out strange cat people, little red roosters on the prowl. If you see my little red rooster, please drive him home.

A home without a cat — and a well-fed, well-petted and properly revered cat — may be a perfect home, perhaps, but how can it prove title?

I do have 14 tattoos, but I also do come home every single night and watch reality TV with my cat.

You like the party?" "Is it in honor of anything?" "My cat's birthday." "Oh." She glanced around. "Where's your cat?" "I dont know. He ran away." -Magnus & Clary, pg.221-

The ideal of calm exists in a sitting cat.

The cat is domestic only as far as suits its own ends.

A cat's got her own opinion of human beings. She don't say much, but you can tell enough to make you anxious not to hear the whole of it.

Like a graceful vase, a cat, even when motionless, seems to flow.

Religion is like a blind man looking in a black room for a black cat that isn't there, and finding it.

When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up.

When I play with my cat, who knows whether she is not amusing herself with me more than I with her.

A cat is more intelligent than people believe, and can be taught any crime.

MS. THOMPSON, it said in heavy block letters, PLEASE KEEP YOUR FELINE OFF MY PROPERTY. IF I SEE IT AGAIN, I WILL EAT IT.

I miss my brother. Prince was a funny cat. Great sence of humor.

That cat will write her autograph all over your leg if you let her.

I have a Siamese twin cat. It's got 2 heads and 18 lives.

I've got a Siamese cat. It has 2 heads and 18 lives.

My cat has been Petrified.I want to see some punishment!

My cat mocks me frequently. It's the universe's way of keeping me from getting too big of an ego.

That creature's staying?' It figured. Her daughter-in-law transforming into an animal? No problem. Having to take care of a cat? Crisis. (Sydney Sage-Ivashkov)

But giving drugs to a cat is no joke, Kemp!

I'm a cat. You know cat's don't like to go outside. They actually drop their smell all over a place, and that becomes their place. So when you live with a cat, you actually live at the cat's house.

I'm poor and my cat is huge.

There is no known cure for severe affection for one's cat. The only way to relieve the symptoms is to go ahead and launch a kiss attack.