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Quotes About Squirrel

I was glad Nutkin was a red squirrel, because I wouldn't have liked for Greta and me to have to hoe up our yards, looking for buried acorns. We would have done it, though. We would have done anything for Nutkin. She was the cutest baby animal I ever saw, and both of us had fallen in love with her.
~ Unknown
Vic interrupted. "Vann, Tim here was telling me about your wonderful talent, the one with dogs?" He turned back to me, nodding with a great deal of enthusiasm. "In my free time, I teach dogs how to talk. I use mental telepathy and can get them to say words like hello, squirrel, and hamburger." •
~ Craig Johnson
Oooh! Look at the cute squirrel," all the girls yelled. "It's adorable!" "Kill it!" yelled all the boys.
~ Dan Gutman
Let me tell you, if you have never seen an agitated squirrel you have seen very little, nor have you heard much, because the sound of an angry squirrel is not to be forgotten.
~ Joe R. Lansdale
The terrible thing about having New York go stale on you is that there's nowhere else. It's the top of the world. All we can do is go round and round in a squirrel cage.
~ John Dos Passos
Something of an accomplished acrobat, Burgess managed to not only stay on Austin, but race around his shoulders and then down the back of his shirt. That only served to set Austin off more. He fell onto the grass and did a bizarre version of stop, drop, and roll. Except there was no fire. Just a fox squirrel. Every turn Austin did left the bulge that was better known as Burgess moving around under his shirt, easily avoiding being smushed. "Get it off me!
~ Mandy M. Roth
Ruining you now would be like shooting a squirrel and mounting its head. Nobody would be impressed.
~ John Sandford
Go on, try weasel, try squirrel; it tastes like chicken, it tastes just like chicken! If it tastes just like chicken, why don't you gimme some damn chicken?
~ Bobcat Goldthwait
You are the definition of a squirrel... your only happy when you have nuts in your mouth
~ Unknown
Hello," said Brannoc politely, despite his terrible hangover. "What the hell are you?" demanded the squirrel. "We are fairies," answered Brannoc, and the squirrel fell on the grass laughing, because New York squirrels are cynical creatures and do not believe in fairies.
~ Martin Millar
A squirrel dashed by, leaping from the apple tree to one of the white oaks a good eight feet away. He looked like a little old man in a tatty fur coat running after a bus.
~ Unknown
?nsanlar bir sincaptan daha karma??kt?r. A?k?, nefreti, k?skançl??? hissederiz biz. Kimileri dürüsttür. Kimileri hayatlar?n? kurtarmak için yalanlar söyler. Ço?unlukla insanlar iyinin ve kötünün kar???m?d?r. Kimileri sevimlidir, kimileriyse aksi.
~ Unknown
My cheeks were burning like those of a squirrel hoarding jalapeños
~ Michael Reaves
Who uses crunchy peanut butter?" he asked the room. "You might as well eat squirrel shit.
~ Michael Thomas Ford
When I watch roasts, I actually feel physically uncomfortable, like when I see a crow feast on a squirrel that has been hit by a car buy has not stopped moving yet.
~ Mindy Kaling
Pop used to have a dog, a mutt with some kind of crazy hunting instinct, and it would see a squirrel and just go so still. He'd turn himself into a dog statue.
~ Molly O'Keefe