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Quotes About Dinner

My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people.
~ Orson Welles
Murder is always a mistake. One should never do anything that one cannot talk about after dinner.
~ Oscar Wilde
My wife has to be the worst cook. In my house, we pray after we eat.
~ Rodney Dangerfield
If a man prepares dinner for you and the salad contains three or more types of lettuce, he is serious.
~ Rita Rudner
Anyone who thinks they're too grown up or too sophisticated to eat caramel corn, is not invited to my house for dinner
~ Ruth Reichl
To be clever in the afternoon argues that one is dining nowhere in the evening.
~ Saki, Reginald
I've never stayed at a bed and breakfast. If I did, I figure you would start to get hungry! "Is that all you got around here? Well, maybe you can direct me to a chair lunch dinner."
~ Mitch Hedberg
Yeah, over my scattered panties, I asked him to dinner and told him to bring a friend." - Laney
~ Joann I. Martin Sowles, Laney
Enjoy your Evening.""That will depend on the menu. If it's beef, it will be a tolerable meal. If it's chicken..." Elliot shuddered. "What is the point of chicken?""Eggs?
~ Anne Bishop, Written in Red
The French have the right respect for dogs--in France we chiens get to go to lunch and dinner anytime, anywhere.
~ Sheron Long
You ask me if you can eat dinner in your room, but you don'task me if you can torture Éibhear to take you flying?"Truly perplexed, Izzy asked softly, "Why would I ask you that?
~ G.A. Aiken, About a Dragon
She complains that I'm lazy, but I just like to save my energy for dinner.
~ Matshona Dhliwayo
The daily activity that contributes most to happiness is having dinner with friends. The daily activity that detracts most from happiness is commuting. Eat more. Commute less.
~ David Brooks
When you are invited to a dinner, you are either a guest or you are part of a menu
~ Guy Verhofstadt
We don't have to talk about faith and family at dinner-we just show it.
~ Joel Osteen
He texts me on Wednesday and asks if I want to have dinner with him on Friday night. I say I have plans because I'm trying to play hard to get, which has absolutely never worked for me in my entire life. He
~ Jami Attenberg
I know, and I appreciate that," says Dinah, getting up to extract a container of yogurt from the fridge, which completes her improvised dinner—"but I have to say that I am really, really tired of having to ask you to do things.
~ Jancee Dunn
Well," Fred said. "Gotta go. You two come by for dinner soon. I'll barbecue something." Where Fred was concerned, that probably meant he'd shoot something first, then barbecue it, but that was fine by Tony. He'd eat barbecued yak if it meant being a part of this family
~ Jane Graves
They embarked on all kinds of reducing regimens, including the canned pineapple and lamb chop diet, supposedly popular among movie stars: "For breakfast the order is one lamb chop and one slice of pineapple. For luncheon two lamb chops and one slice of pineapple. For dinner two lamb chops and two slices of pineapple.
~ Jane Ziegelman
I wish my stove came with a Save As button like Word has. That way I could experiment with my cooking and not fear ruining my dinner.
~ Jarod Kintz
She wondered if she should have asked about the dozen porgs perched on the dashboard, watching the Wookiee work—or the porg that had been sitting companionably on his hairy shoulder. She supposed the porgs would be dinner soon enough, and the Wookiee was using the Falcon as a larder. Treating tomorrow's meal as today's pet struck Rey as a bit odd, but then it was a big galaxy, and every species was entitled to its quirks.
~ Jason Fry
Nouilles et fromage en casserole," Parks answered. Claudia showed interest. "I'll have some, please. Sounds like something special." Parks served. Claudia looked down at her plate, looked up at me and moaned, "Why, it's nothing but macaroni and cheese.
~ E.L. Konigsburg
To begin with, I hate these new-fangled intermediate meals. Why can't people eat enough at luncheon to last till dinner?
~ Edith Wharton
She was a bit better to take than her husband, but she was a terrible cook and I seemed to be the only person at her dinner table that realized this.
~ Edward P. Jones