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Quotes About Jewish

My mother's side is Italian; my father's side is Jewish. We're the kind of family where every Sunday night we have dinner with all 19 of my cousins.
~ Lea Michele
The Jewish man with parents still alive is a fifteen-year-old boy and will remain a fifteen-year-old boy until they die.
~ Philip Roth
Always you find that the more decisive event wins so my father's sort of annual decisiveness which came upon him on the Day of Atonement every year, he suddenly remembered that he was Jewish.
~ Janet Suzman
It's some chopped liver. That's Jewish soul food.
~ Redd Foxx
Isn't there any other part of the matzo you can eat?
~ Marilyn Monroe
When you have a Jewish mother who has a very strong Jewish family, it's very ethnic in its practices. Eating brisket, the food and the family and the interconnectedness for better or worse.
~ Goldie
Like other important immigrant communities, the Jewish experience in the United States represents the ideal of freedom and the promise and opportunity of America.
~ Jan Schakowsky
All peoples enjoy freedom, and freedom for the development of their culture... There is no Jewish problem in the Soviet Union at all... I have many friends who are Jews.
~ Unknown
A Jewish woman had two chickens. One got sick, so the woman made chicken soup out of the other one to help the sick one get well.
~ Henny Youngman
I loved this smart, funny, big-hearted novel. As hilarious and wise as early Philip Roth, The Mathematician's Shiva will delight and move you.
~ Steven Strogatz
I'm Jewish. I don't work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, He would have put diamonds on the floor.
~ Joan Rivers
not the writings that come from prophets inspired by the one true God revealed in Jesus Christ, then why do we find those passages as proof of who Jesus is?" In other words, they turned the old argument that had been used in the context of Jewish evangelism around. It's not
~ Mark Dever
The basic fact is that Christianity as it was born in the mind of this Jewish teacher and thinker appears as a technique for the oppressed . . . It was upon the anvil of the Jewish community's relations with Rome that Jesus hammered out the vital content of his concept of love for one's enemy. Howard Thurman, Jesus and the Disinherited
~ Unknown
I was raped by a doctor. Which is, you know, so bittersweet for a Jewish girl.
~ Sarah Silverman
I mean, I talk about being Jewish a lot. It's funny because I do think of myself as Jewish ethnically, but I'm not religious at all. I have no religion.
~ Sarah Silverman
The purpose of the Jewish state is to secure the Jewish future. That is why Israel must always have the ability to defend itself, against any threat.
~ Benjamin Netanyahu
The real forces behind Bolshevism is Russia are Jewish forces, and Bolshevism is really an instrument in the hands of the Jews for the establishment of their future Messianic kingdom.
~ Unknown
Aliyah is the central goal of the State of Israel.
~ Ariel Sharon
I was raised in the Jewish tradition, taught never to marry a Gentile woman, shave on a Saturday night and, most especially, never to shave a Gentile woman on a Saturday night.
~ Woody Allen
I'm going to marry a Jewish woman because I like the idea of getting up Sunday morning and going to the deli.
~ Michael J Fox
University of Chicago is a Baptist school, where atheist professors teach Jewish students about St. Thomas Aquinas.
~ Martin Gardner
Passover and Easter are the only Jewish and Christian holidays that move in sync, like the ice skating pairs we saw during the Winter Olympics.
~ Marvin Olasky
At headquarters, Goldwater raised a toast to his staff and to his nation. "Here's to the greatest country in the world," he said. "As Harry Golden says, only in America would the first Jewish presidential nominee be an Episcopalian.
~ Matthew Continetti
Look at Jewish history. Unrelieved lamenting would be intolerable. So for every ten Jews beating their breasts, God designated one to be crazy and amuse the breast-beaters. By the time I was five I knew I was that one.
~ Mel Brooks