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Quotes About Books

Literature is literature. Its purpose is to challenge and disorient us, to break us down a little bit so that we are forced to rebuild ourselves. Over time, over the course of many books, we construct a deeper, truer self.
~ Mark Slouka
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
~ Mark Twain
Good friends, good books, and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.
~ Mark Twain
Just the omission of Jane Austen's books alone would make a fairly good library out of a library that hadn't a book in it.
~ Mark Twain
The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them.
~ Mark Twain
Good friends, good books, and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.
~ Mark Twain
The man who does not read has no advantage over the man who cannot read.
~ Mark Twain
In a good bookroom you feel in some mysterious way that you are absorbing the wisdom contained in all the books through your skin, without even opening them.
~ Mark Twain
Because that's what Hermione does,' said Ron, shrugging. 'When in doubt, go to the library.
~ J. K. Rowling
Humor is the oxygen of children's literature. There's a lot of competition for children's time, but even kids who hate to read want to read a funny book.
~ Sid Fleischman
He is a writer for the ages, the ages of four to eight.
~ Dorothy Parker
There's something darn funny about an old librarian with a potty mouth.
~ Patrick Carman
Most books today seemed to have been written overnight from books read the day before.
~ Nicolas Chamfort
It's true that I have spoken about doing a book before, but then everyone you speak to is planning to write a book.
~ Dylan Moran
First, a few words about this title. It isn't easy, coming up with book titles. A lot of the really good ones are taken. Thin Thighs in 30 Days, for example. Also The Bible.
~ Dave Barry
I think my funny books are my favorites because I like to laugh so much.
~ Dav Pilkey
Grandma told me Mama was once caught by the Principal for writing in the front of her book, "In Case of Fire, Throw This in First." I have never had so much respect for Mama as the day I heard this.
~ Erma Bombeck
The chief knowledge that's man on from reading books is the knowledge that very few of them are worth reading.
~ H. L. Mencken
The biggest critics of my books are the people who never read them.
~ Jackie Collins
I write funny nonfiction adventure books about crazy, serious worlds.
~ Jon Ronson
In my experience, it's not just that serious books get a hearing on comedy shows. But serious books get a serious hearing, as well as a funny one, on comedy shows.
~ Michael Mandelbaum
If I could read a book, I'd definitely read one of yours.
~ Paris Hilton
The funny thing in France is that writers are not allowed to retire, because the French government say you are still earning money from books you wrote 20 years ago.
~ Peter Mayle
I wrote a few children's books... not on purpose.
~ Steven Wright