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Quotes About Household

I'm no cook. When I want lemon on chicken, I spray it with Pledge.
~ Joan Rivers
Telling our kids what to do—"You get to work on that lawn right now." Telling our kids what we will not allow—"You're not going to talk to me that way!" Telling our kids what we won't do for them—"I'm not letting you out of this house until you clean the living room.
~ Jim Fay
This is a honeydew day. That is when you get a day off and the wife says, "Honey, do this," and "Honey, do that" around the house.
~ Jim Lemon
I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes–and six months later you have to start all over again.
~ Joan Rivers
I hate housework. You make the beds, you wash the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again.
~ Joan Rivers
Command those that govern your house before all you household that they keep careful watch that all your household, within and without, be faithful, painstaking, chaste, clean, honest and profitable.
~ Robert Grosseteste
We didn't grow up in a jock household. In fact, my dad is an entrepreneur. He was a computer programmer; he was a professor of actuarial science at Wharton for 13 years, then started his own company that was software-based.
~ Tyler Winklevoss
I don't like when people put their dishes in the dishwasher without scrubbing them properly because it comes out with those little white dots and then you can't get those out. And you have to rewash them.
~ Britt Robertson
My parents never looked at my acting as a career. They saw it as a way to help provide for the household.
~ Paul Walker
I say; [136] for a man who dies from among his household is regretted, but a woman is of little account.
~ Euripides
the cracked plate has to be retained in the pantry, has to be kept in service as a household necessity. It can never be warmed on the stove nor shuffled with the other plates in the dishpan; it will not be brought out for company but it will do to hold crackers late at night or to go into the ice-box with the left overs.
~ F. Scott Fitzgerald
Sophia - a mystical female presence whose appearance is only fleeting in the Hebrew Bible and New Testament - was clearly once a household name and a fixture in everyday lives.
~ Bettany Hughes
As a dad, you are the Vice President of the executive branch of parenting. It doesn't matter what your personality is like, you will always be Al Gore to your wife's Bill Clinton. She feels the pain and you are the annoying nerd telling them to turn off the lights.
~ Jim Gaffigan
My wife is always trying to get rid of me. The other day she told me to put the garbage out. I said to her I already did. She told me to go and keep an eye on it.
~ Rodney Dangerfield
Being raised Catholic in a pressure-cooker household besieged by alcohol and bill collectors enforced and heightened a sense of sentry duty in me, the oldest of five children and the one most responsible for keeping everything from capsizing. Wild indulgence was for other people, the non-worriers.
~ James Wolcott
My husband's a very good baker. He does all the baking at home - if there is any - because I'm a coeliac. I tend to avoid stuff like that, I don't even buy it.
~ Caroline Quentin
When you have two very passionate, very strong personalities in one house and nobody can back down and nobody is that calming force for one another, it's a lot of emotion and it's a lot of tension in one house.
~ Andi Dorfman
I have three boys, so I live in a household full of testosterone.
~ Sally Phillips
By the end of 2007, UK household debt had reached 177% of disposable income, mortgage debt 132%. Martin Wolf wrote in the Financial Times in September 2008
~ Robert Skidelsky
I am all the daughters of my father's house, And all the brothers too. —WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE, Twelfth Night, ACT 2, SCENE 4
~ Lisa Scottoline
Housekeeping ain't no joke.
~ Louisa May Alcott
Every one seems to be scrubbing their white steps. All the houses look like tidy jails, with their outside shutters. Several have crepe on the door-handles, and many have flags flying from roof or balcony. Few men appear, and the women seem to do the business, which, perhaps, accounts for its being so well done.
~ Louisa May Alcott
Beth, if you don't keep these horrid cats down cellar I'll have them drowned," exclaimed Meg angrily as she tried to get rid of the kitten which had scrambled up her back and stuck like a burr just out of reach.
~ Louisa May Alcott
Everyone scattered like leaves before a gust of wind, and the quiet, happy household was broken up as suddenly as if the paper had been an evil spell.
~ Louisa May Alcott