Quotes About Household

If robots are to clean our homes, they'll have to do it better than a person.

Everyone understands cards and relates to it. They have them in their homes and in their hands, so it makes them very accessible.

You have to remember: the wife been home all day cleaning asses and feeding faces. Sometimes the opposite.

Every one in his own house and God in all of them.

Is it possible that my sons-in-law will do toilets? If we raise boys to know that diapers need to be changed and refrigerators need to be cleaned, there's hope for the next generation.

You know it's time to do the laundry when you dry off with a sneaker.

One night she told me to put out the garbage. I told her "you cooked it, you take it out".

She has an electric blender, electric toaster and electric bread maker. She said "There are too many gadgets and no place to sit down!" So I bought her an electric chair.

If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say Kool Whip on the side, you might be a redneck.

We often laughed at others in our house, and I picked up the craft of being polite while people were present and laughing later if there was anything to laugh about.

'I will not stand for being called a woman in my own house' she said.

It's not as if I don't like men, I just have more respect for my washing machine.

I have nothing against dogs. I just hate rugs that go squish-squish.

Put a stocking over the end of a vacuum to find tiny items.

t is a lonely washin' that hasn't a man's shirt in it.

I'm emptying the dishwasher and Brian starts grabbing my boobs. I've had kids pawing me all day long, so that's not hot. If you want some action, help me unload the dishes, idiot.

she goes out to the clothesline to hang a few things, his things, her things, and a load of tea cloths.

Cuando la señora manda una cosa y el señor otra, se dice que sí al señor y se hace lo que manda la señora.

We had two rules growing up in my house: If you're going to take a shower, do it with whomever you're dating so you don't waste water; and if you buy one for yourself, buy six, because everybody's going to want one.

There was a group of six women in my household. My mom, aunts and grandma. I watched them in the kitchen.

Not watching TV gets me in a lot of trouble in my household because my wife and daughter have a lot of shows they like to watch.

The universal utilization of water power and its long-distance transmission will supply every household with cheap power and will dispense with the necessity of burning fuel. The struggle for existence being lessened, there should be development along ideal rather than material lines.

The monetary impacts of malaria from the household to the global level are significant. Malaria tends to strike during harvest season, rendering families too sick and too weak to perform the work necessary to earn a living. Malaria-stricken families spend an average of over a quarter of their income on malaria treatment.

My mother was largely a housewife until she and my father were divorced. No one in the family read for pleasure - it was a very unintellectual household - but my mother did read to us when we were little, and that's how I started to read.