Quotes About Alan Alda

I wouldn't live in California. All that sun makes you sterile.

I'll carry on, carry over, carry forward, Cary Grant, cash and carry, carry me back to Old Virginia, I'll even 'hari-kari' if you show me how, but I will not carry a gun!

I did a Broadway show with Alan Alda and how much money can Alan Alda have.

Usually, comedy shows only influence other comedy shows. 'M*A*S*H' is one of the few comedies that influenced dramatic shows as well.

My background is on the stage, so when I'd write movies, they'd be a lot like plays.