Quotes About Hair spray

You might find me outside with a can of hair spray, spraying it with the hope that the sun will burn a hole in the Earth. Another part of me hopes people will grow up and evolve and get smarter. That's the paradox of Marilyn Manson.

Dottie, spray her hair some more so that it can't fall forward. It's hiding her, um, profile." This was Jonathan the director's euphemism for cleavage, which always seemed to get more close-ups than the rest of her.

Chemical warfare is the only way to describe what happens when cheap perfume, body splash, body spray, underarm deodorant, curl activator, hair spray, and pissy Pampers collide.

Phury lit a blunt and eyed the sixteen cans of Aqua Net that were lined up on Butch and V's coffee table. What's doing with the hair spray? You boys going drag on us? Butch held up the lenght of PVC pipe he was punching a hole in. Potato launcher, my man. Big fun. Excuse me ? Didn't you ever go to summer camp ? Basket weaving and woodcarving are for humans. No offense, but we have better things to teach our youngs.

They do a lot of animal testing in the cosmetics industry. Maybe they should brag about it in their commercials: "Aquanet hair spray, if it can blind a Spider Monkey, it can make your hair look luscious." Or "Gillette, because four thousand bald squirrels can't be wrong."